drew olanoff

drew olanoff


troubadour / i ❤️ @aprilolanoff / unofficial @sixers mascot #philaunite / former @textplus @techcrunch @yahoo @eyeem @scaleworks / #blamedrewscancer

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the neobank trend needs to be over. so many people trying to run a bank whilst not wanting to be a bank. and it shows.

therapy. much cheaper than $44B. just sayin'

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I wasn’t prepared for the faces he makes. All of which I can only describe as very robert deniro.

users, advertisers and anyone in general with a moral compass and some empathy should pick up and run from this place as soon as possible. it's going to get really really bad.

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me hiding in the bathroom and skipping my diaper change turn

April: “can you change Eli’s diaper?” Me:

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🏀🚨Introducing… a 5 lb 6 oz guard from Philadelphia. Elias “The Child” Olanofffffffffff.🚨 #TrustTheProcess 

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When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

right now is the best opportunity for teams building social platforms since thefacebook.

sarah and i used to play the "you ok?" game with great accuracy. you know...see a friend's tweet or fb post and sense a disturbance in the force and reach out. this was the last time we connected and talked on the phone. 1/2

this platform is being run by the tiny erections of 4 rich dudes going through the most expensive collective midlife crisis in the history of mankind.

the only regret i have about last night's @Phillies  game is that we don't have a @TMacPhils  and @JohnKruk  call of @Bharper3407 's home run. what would you have said, guys?

i know there's a lot of conversation about the "future of twitter" but the only thing you really need to know is that the platform is now solely seen as a place where libs of tiktok can pay $8 a month to spread unhinged, targeted hatred faster than ever to more people than ever.

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