I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on @TheDailyShow. Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205. I might not be shit to you but my mama thinks I made it. #Cubs #Dolphins
In middle school, a teacher took my Sony Sports Walkman (Cadillac of it's era). She promised to give it back at end of the school year. She lied & kept it. Just found out she been fired after a corruption probe & criminal charges are pending Ain’t God great?
Learning my past to hopefully help him have a more informed future. thx to @aldotcom
this is a matter for New Orleans Twitter and New Orleans Twitter alone. I will refrain from discussing “Vaxx That Thang Up” 😂
Since we arguing about rappers telling you to get vaxxed. might as well take this time let y’all know people eating McNuggets for breakfast….20 of them
I know now isn’t the time for this discussion, but I’m all about this Bunt Derby they doing overseas
"I tell you whut, in all my years I never seen anything this heinous. (Sigh) Lemme call the Misuss, tell her I can't make the fish fry. This biscuit gone have to hold me I guess. Rufus, start knocking on these doors. All this blood & bullets, somebody had to heard something"
Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I know there are far more doing the same thing in other cities please add them to this thread
They tried to suspended this child to teach her a lesson but all they did was free her up for 3 days of media rounds. ADVANTAGE: Student
The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p.
The only pollster you can trust is James Brown. He called these districts back in '85.
Parenting during a quarantine is easy. It’s having the media second guess you every night before bedtime that's the hard part. #ParentalPostgame