Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi

Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi


I tell the truth like white draws. @TheDailyShow Correspondent & @RoysJobFair Pod. FAMU grad reppin 205. Needed 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious

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The UK was never ready. gotta take back the Popeyes like TIP took that chain

They gone fuck around and accidentally ban CPR in schools too.

Aye @TrevorNoah  you gotta host the Grammys from behind some check cashing glass. It’s real out here fam.

You gotta reeeaallllly love cutting grass to cop this one

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What movie to you, had the perfect end line of dialogue? For me: Batman Begins

One of these days the Wordle word gonna be 'Fjord' and twitter is gonna melt down.

@Sedano  @TheDailyShowY  @Trevornoahou , a @ColemanESPNnd  g @JTTheBrickot  me through some lonnngggg ass drives after telling jokes in strange places for $25. @BigEZ 

You think it's bad now, wait til ya neighbor put up them Juneteenth lights up on their house.

Meanwhile in D.C. that boy Steelo Soul put that Frankie Beverly/Beyoncé in the air like a Bat Signal. Literally 60 secs later:

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Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I know there are far more doing the same thing in other cities please add them to this thread

Still the greatest of all the thrones.

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The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p.

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Lebron is 100% that team dad that’ll give all ya teammates a ride home from practice but first stop at McDonalds and let y’all get whatever. And u walk in the house full but ya mama cooked so u don’t eat which makes her sad which pisses off ya daddy so now he can’t stand Lebron.

The only pollster you can trust is James Brown. He called these districts back in '85.

When y’all freshly in love so you ain’t sure if you allowed in the family photos yet.

Parenting during a quarantine is easy. It’s having the media second guess you every night before bedtime that's the hard part. #ParentalPostgame 

Arts and crafts at my son preschool looking like #GameOfThrones  opening credits

Would take an unprecedented level of media solidarity but When Trump avoids a reporter's question, the next reporter he chooses should simply re-ask the previous question.

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