I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on @TheDailyShow. Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205. I might not be shit to you but my mama thinks I made it. #Cubs #Dolphins
No slogan. No mascot. No commercial. No fancy signage. No celeb endorsement. No new flavors in 40 years. Still the underground king.
Bout time for a 4th vaccine to come running to the ring like Summer Slam.
You posted that vaccine card now all them vaccinated people you don’t really wanna hang with are hitting you up to go out. Shoulda kept ya mouth closed now you at socially distanced bowling on a Wednesday night
Real Hennessys of New York: “He drank me in one sitting. Then got in an argument w/ five people But it was only two people there. He fought all five. You supposed to drink me after dinner to help w/ digestion but I’m pretty sure he hadn’t ate all day.” Keith, 375ml Hells Kitchen
When you been waiting 2 hours for a cut and a random dude walk right in and go straight to your barber’s chair
Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I know there are far more doing the same thing in other cities please add them to this thread
In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater
They tried to suspended this child to teach her a lesson but all they did was free her up for 3 days of media rounds. ADVANTAGE: Student
The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p.