I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on @TheDailyShow. Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205. I might not be shit to you but my mama thinks I made it. #Cubs #Dolphins
Also, got lunch room clean-up for a week for singing “Do The Bartman” in class. Which in hindsight, there were much better rap songs in 1990 to get in trouble for singing in class.
My son is playing hide & seek with his grandmother.....on FaceTime. he's hiding and she's on an iPad just guessing aloud where in the house she thinks he's hiding. Not sure if this is brilliant or proof that quarantine is starting to get to the both of them.
Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I know there are far more doing the same thing in other cities please add them to this thread
In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater
Parenting during a quarantine is easy. It’s having the media second guess you every night before bedtime that's the hard part. #ParentalPostgame