Roy Wood Jr- Cub Fan

Roy Wood Jr- Cub Fan


I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on @TheDailyShow. Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205. I might not be shit to you but my mama thinks I made it. #Cubs #Dolphins

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In middle school, a teacher took my Sony Sports Walkman (Cadillac of it's era). She promised to give it back at end of the school year. She lied & kept it. Just found out she been fired after a corruption probe & criminal charges are pending Ain’t God great?

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Learning my past to hopefully help him have a more informed future. thx to @aldotcom 

this is a matter for New Orleans Twitter and New Orleans Twitter alone. I will refrain from discussing “Vaxx That Thang Up” 😂

Since we arguing about rappers telling you to get vaxxed. might as well take this time let y’all know people eating McNuggets for breakfast….20 of them

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People over 35 can hear this picture

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NO WHITE JERSEYS ON THE ROAD!!!!

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I know now isn’t the time for this discussion, but I’m all about this Bunt Derby they doing overseas

Tell me you got a death wish without saying it.

"I tell you whut, in all my years I never seen anything this heinous. (Sigh) Lemme call the Misuss, tell her I can't make the fish fry. This biscuit gone have to hold me I guess. Rufus, start knocking on these doors. All this blood & bullets, somebody had to heard something"

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Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I know there are far more doing the same thing in other cities please add them to this thread

If a black person tells you “You picked the right one today.” You in fact, did NOT pick the right one today.

That dog left Central Park and went straight to the Feds to give his statement

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They tried to suspended this child to teach her a lesson but all they did was free her up for 3 days of media rounds. ADVANTAGE: Student

Climate change fcked up R&B. It dont rain enough for men to be out singing in it no mo.

The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p.

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The only pollster you can trust is James Brown. He called these districts back in '85.

When y’all freshly in love so you ain’t sure if you allowed in the family photos yet.

Parenting during a quarantine is easy. It’s having the media second guess you every night before bedtime that's the hard part. #ParentalPostgame 

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