Roy Wood Jr- Cub Fan

Roy Wood Jr- Cub Fan


I do comedy on a stage, sometimes on @TheDailyShow. Proud FAMU grad reppin the 205. I might not be shit to you but my mama thinks I made it. #Cubs #Dolphins

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When I tell you this game used to give me HELL…. Have you ready to throw ya Game Boy across the room.

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The last phase before your special airs is ‘Standards & Practices’ flagging any bad words or potential legal slander, Don’t know why they flagged ‘Nigglers’. I just made that shit up. 😂 #FreeMyNigglers  #ImperfectMessenger  Uncensored FRI OCT 29 10:30p Comedy Central

Braves Twitter, when the World Series go back to ATL who y'all want throwing out first pitches? Cabrera? Bream? Cox?

So excited for all of you to see this. FRI OCT. 29th 10:30p @ComedyCentral 

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Don't miss my ALL NEW hour-long comedy special "Imperfect Messenger" premiering tonight @standup  10:30p/ET.

“YESTERDAY’S PRICE AIN’T TODAY’S PRICE!”

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“Chiiillee you ain’t gone believe who called me this week talkin bout “U wanna be our quarterback?”

And all they had to do was mind their business

This type of behavior only happens on flights in/out of Vegas or Orlando.

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Lawyers offering pro bono services for arrested protestors. Minneapolis, Houston, New York, Atlanta, Los Angeles. I know there are far more doing the same thing in other cities please add them to this thread

If a black person tells you “You picked the right one today.” You in fact, did NOT pick the right one today.

That dog left Central Park and went straight to the Feds to give his statement

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They tried to suspended this child to teach her a lesson but all they did was free her up for 3 days of media rounds. ADVANTAGE: Student

All I want for black entertainers is for them to be able to grow old.

Climate change fcked up R&B. It dont rain enough for men to be out singing in it no mo.

The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p.

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The only pollster you can trust is James Brown. He called these districts back in '85.

When y’all freshly in love so you ain’t sure if you allowed in the family photos yet.

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