Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais


Problematic. Godless Ape. Comedian, Actor, Writer, Director. #TheOffice #Extras #Derek #LifeOnTheRoad #Humanity #DeadlySirius #AfterLife #SuperNature

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I've had ones I've loved and some I've hated.

Thanks for all your amazing tweets about #AfterLife  still flooding in after all this time. Only a few weeks to wait till #AfterLife22  streams o @netflix  around the world on April 24th. The Love Story Continues 🙏

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Honestly, I want to scream “Shut the fuck up you boring cunt” Drink ruined. We’re leaving.

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The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.

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If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument. 2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone. 3. It's not all about you. 4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

How the fuck can teasing huge corporations, and the richest, most privileged people in the world be considered right wing? ? #GoldenGlobes 

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Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

Giraffes are now on the 'red list' of endangerment due to a 40% decline over the last 25 years. They could become extinct. Gone forever. And still, we allow spoilt cunts to pay money to shoot them with a bow and arrow for fun.

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“I can’t wait to hear all your inspirational speeches about equality, and it’s great that the 3 hours you’re here tonight is the only time your badly paid migrant house staff will get some time off to sleep this week”

It's interesting that the people who believe that throwing a milkshake in someone's face shouldn't be considered assault are often the same people who believe that 'saying things' should be.

Thanks for all your amazing comments about my Golden Globes monologue. Best reaction ever and that means a lot to me. I had a blast but thank fuck it's over, so I can get back to my real job of editing #AfterLife2  and touring #SuperNature . Make Jokes, Not War ?

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