Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais


Godless Ape. Writer. Director. Actor. Comedian. #TheOffice #GhostTown #Extras #TheInventionOfLying #Derek #Humanity #AfterLife #SuperNature #AbsolutelyMental

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Remember, there are no such things as vampires, ghosts or ghouls. Which means that if you see a scary face at the window, you’re either just mental, or it’s an actual murderer. Happy Halloween 🎃

Thanks for all the lovely comments about this scene from people who have been through a similar situation.

You have to lose 3 of these. Free Speech, television, smart phones, Grandparents, alcohol, pets, shoes, medicine, cars, hearing.

Hope you're having the day you deserve.

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How are we going to hear from so many clinically insane people now?

Gonna be announcing what is probably my biggest ever gig soon US#Armageddon 

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Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

It’s The Oscars tonight! I wasn’t invited. Was it something I said? 😂

It's common now to mistake defending someone's right to say things, with agreeing with those things. If you don't support free speech for people who you disagree with, then you don't support free speech. And remember, it's your right not to listen and even say things back ?

Thanks for all your amazing comments about my Golden Globes monologue. Best reaction ever and that means a lot to me. I had a blast but thank fuck it's over, so I can get back to my real job of editing #AfterLife2  and touring #SuperNature . Make Jokes, Not War ?

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#AfterLife didn't get nominated for an Emmy this year. But this did. "Outstanding Live Variety Special: The 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards" That's some conciliation, I guess. So, Thanks, Hollywood. Oh, and stop fucking kids. Cheers ?

How the fuck is this entertainment? Or art? Or Culture? If you choose to fight a bull, I hope it kills you.

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Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.

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The world began to crumble when feelings started overruling facts.

I always knew that there were morons in the world that took jokes seriously, but I'm surprised that some journalists do. Surely, understanding stuff is pretty fundamental to their job, isn't it? Just makes it funnier though, I guess?

And it wouldn't even be in the top 10 weirdest news stories of the year 😂

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