Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais


Problematic. Godless Ape. Comedian, Actor, Writer, Director. #TheOffice #Extras #Derek #LifeOnTheRoad #Humanity #DeadlySirius #AfterLife #SuperNature

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The bad news is, the world is absolutely fucked. The good news is, if you're reading this, things aren't that bad for you yet. Have a great day 👍

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Laugh at whatever you find funny. Don't laugh at things that you don't find funny. It's really simple. There is no argument.

Stop fat shaming me! It's not my fault that eating and drinking too much makes me put on weight. It's science.

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We'll all be dead soon. Forever. So have a great day😎

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Thanksfor all your lovely tweets about #Afterlife  still flooding in after all this time. And thanks even more for always supporting the animal welfare stuff I bother you with 🙏

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This calls for a little celebration.

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Judging by all your lovely tweets, @brewdog  sent out the 50,000 cans of #StreetDog  today. We're drinking for stray dogs now, which is totally allowed 🙏

I wish I had a book out for people to burn.

Dogs to the rescue again! ‘Close to 100% accuracy': Helsinki airport uses sniffer dogs to detect Covid

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The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.

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Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.

1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument. 2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone. 3. It's not all about you. 4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

Giraffes are now on the 'red list' of endangerment due to a 40% decline over the last 25 years. They could become extinct. Gone forever. And still, we allow spoilt cunts to pay money to shoot them with a bow and arrow for fun.

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It's common now to mistake defending someone's right to say things, with agreeing with those things. If you don't support free speech for people who you disagree with, then you don't support free speech. And remember, it's your right not to listen and even say things back 👍

How the fuck can teasing huge corporations, and the richest, most privileged people in the world be considered right wing? ? #GoldenGlobes 

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#AfterLife didn't get nominated for an Emmy this year. But this did. "Outstanding Live Variety Special: The 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards" That's some conciliation, I guess. So, Thanks, Hollywood. Oh, and stop fucking kids. Cheers 🙏

It's interesting that the people who believe that throwing a milkshake in someone's face shouldn't be considered assault are often the same people who believe that 'saying things' should be.

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