"A convicted Italian mafia killer on the run since 2006 has been caught in France, having hidden in plain sight as a pizza chef for at least three years"

When you sign up for the Coast Guard, you make a vow to put what may or may not have happened at The Goonies' house out of your mind and save lives. It's not always easy and it's not always fair, but it's the job.

He's on top of the world (because that's the side where all the people are)

That's fucked-up. "Colorado State sorry for 'Russia' chant at Ukrainian player"

This is a very cool story. "Man, 30, finishes animal encyclopaedia he began aged nine"

It's a shame Ingmar Bergman never directed Ben Affleck because it would have been a masterpiece of smoking and melancholy.

"Scientists Are Making Catfish Hybrids With Alligator DNA For Us to Eat"

"The male frogs don't call like most other frogs do. We think they may use the spine as something like Braille for species recognition"

Having to feel a stranger's spine to identify them seems like a recipe for disaster.

any chance of seeing comically huge bases? i'll hang up and listen