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Day 7 of the @ssac2015 Short Story Advent Calendar is super-short and SUPER perfect. I don’t even wanna quite anything from it ‘cuz it’s so exquisite. Just enjoy! Olga Gurshin is an instant new fave!
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Dear @HamillHimself : please dm me about my “Propeller-Dick Jesus” movie concept.
@WeRIntoSurvival @IamTeriGamble “ @juliacmarcheseMary Henry” in CARNIVAL OF SOULS; “Mary” and “Henry”, parents of the mutant baby in ERASERHEAD
The GORGEOUS poster that @hillelsmith made for my Saturday, January 4th show in Honolulu (my first show of 2020!) is now on sale in his online store! ALL $$$$ goes to Hillel! Get one while you can!
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These are just...shots of you. No first responders, no memorial. Just...you. Holy shit this is offensive.
Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.
Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotu
Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.
What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight
I want #NathanPhillips to be the only name that's remembered from today's ugliness. Nathan Phillips. Not the horde of bland, frightened, forgettable kids who'll grow up to be bland, frightened, forgotten adult wastes. Nathan. Phillips.
Imagine being so hated that on the day you announce that the LEADER OF ISIS HAS BEEN KILLED ON YOUR ORDERS a stadium full of baseball fans still boos you.
National Suicide Hotline 1 800 273 8255 I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and warmth. Where you get to try again, every day.
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