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Got to see #Weird with a live audience, and they all went nuts. Invite friends over tomorrow and make a night of it. You won’t be disappointed.
I hope when the definitive history of the 2016 election is written, they include this tweet, which I feel captured the anxiety of the moment with the quiet grace of a poet.
Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.
Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.
National Suicide Hotline 1 800 273 8255 I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and warmth. Where you get to try again, every day.
When the polio vaccine dropped in 1955 people lined up to get it, & we were 2 years away from artificial satellites. Now in 2021 we carry external world-brains in our pockets & there’s robots on Mars and idiots think the COVID vaccine is full of wizard poison.