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Everyone who's tweeting, "I'm bored" -- this is SUPPOSED TO BE BORING. POLITICS SHOULD BE BORING, COMPETENT PEOPLE TAKING CARE OF SHIT SO YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE. IT SHOULDN'T GOBBLE UP ALL THE OXYGEN IN EXISTENCE. The fuck is wrong with everyone? #VPDebate
Pence is mentally calculating the minutes until he can quietly retire as a fracking lobbyist. #VPDebate
Fun science fact: flies vomit on whatever they land on. Okay, back to the issues! #VPDebate
he bled from his eye and summoned flies to his head and he served a Great Orange Death-Spreader and the old men screamed pence pence pence and the moon laughed
Oswalt 2020: I Can Set The Thermostat to 72 If The Room Still Feels Warm
Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.
Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.