Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman & I LOVE MY DAD 8/5, @netflix special & album in fall.Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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Sooooo… on Wednesday, August 24th my first creator-owned comic — MINOR THREATS — drops. Here are the two pages that ran in this month’s @PREVIEWSworld :

Shea Wigham and Betty Gilpin are deservedly getting kudos for their work in @GaslitSTARZ  but seriously Julia Roberts’ wordless implosion moments are a thrill, every fucking episode.

I hurt myself today and that’s why I’m glad I had Bactine in my medicine cabinet. Hi I’m Trent Reznor and if you’ve got boo-boo then you need

There is a house in New Orleans and that’s just one of the thousands of Airbnb destinations waiting for you. Hi I’m Eric Burdon and for your next vacation

All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey so you know it’s time to weatherproof your house. Hi I’m Michelle Phillips and I’ve partnered with the eco-conscious folks at Carlisle SynTex to help


I deleted a video of QAnon believers who showed up in Dallas this weekend for the return of JFK Jr., who they believe is covertly aiding their mission to unmask Satanic, baby-eating pedophile Democrats. The video was from LAST year. Did not mean to disparage them.

“If everyone could remain seated while the Capitol Police escort our witnesses out ‘cuz the former POTUS and his minions want them murdered ooookay thanks everyone!”

The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!


Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

We don’t need gun control. We just need to avoid churches, malls, supermarkets, mosques, concerts, synagogues, cinemas, parks, pre-schools, middle schools, high schools, college campuses, mass transportation, the outdoors in general… (1/513)

Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.

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Dear people citing The Bible: It’s a cool book with some wonderful passages but it also has ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons. It’s why we don’t make laws based on Game of Thrones, My Little Pony or Legend of Zelda.

When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

What an intriguing medical mystery! Guess we’ll never know the answer to this one!

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National Suicide Hotline 1 800 273 8255 I’ve brushed up against this darkness and I know it’s a tempting exit but REACH OUT to ANYONE. Stay on this side of it — in the light and warmth. Where you get to try again, every day.

I want #NathanPhillips  to be the only name that's remembered from today's ugliness. Nathan Phillips. Not the horde of bland, frightened, forgettable kids who'll grow up to be bland, frightened, forgotten adult wastes. Nathan. Phillips.