Matt Novak

Matt Novak


Founder of http://Paleofuture.com. Writing a book about movies U.S. presidents watched in office. Previously: Gizmodo

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Elon Musk shouting "I'm rich, bitch," while the sound people at Chappelle's show honk a horn to drown out the boos from the crowd is one of the saddest videos I've ever seen.

Other people have already done this, but I’d love to see your favorite funny tweets of all time. I’ll start.

“except during quiet periods”

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I have just one piece of advice for anyone starting out in media: Use your vacation. I was constantly terrified of losing my job and thought by not taking vacation I would have some job security. But nobody cares. One day you wake up without a job and you wished you took time off

A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end

It's surreal to watch financial news talk about regular people having money to spend and job security as a negative thing. If you ever needed convincing that the health of "the economy" is a conspiracy against working people, watch this clip from CNBC that just aired.

This website is going to be absolutely ridiculous by the time he sells it off for parts

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"Granting IP rights to holders of BAYC NFTs was key in pumping up the value of the collection (at one point, Yuga Labs was valued at $4 billion), but it turns out that there was no copyright to grant."

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"May the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace." ABC News report from February 26, 1979 about the world of August 21, 2017

This video make so much more sense now. The cops literally stopped parents from helping their kids.

Not only did cops with long guns have their tasers out, ready to stop parents from saving their own children, it looks like the cops have one parent pinned to the ground. You can hear one person yell, "what the fuck are you doing to him? Let him up!"

If you invested $100 in Luna one month ago, the fourth most popular cryptocurrency at the time, you now have $0.04.

ICE is rounding up legal permanent residents for misdemeanors committed 20 years ago. Remember that “deportation force” everybody was worried about? It’s here.

At least one additional kid died directly because the cops were incompetent. “When the cops came, the cop said: 'Yell if you need help!' And one of the persons in my class said 'help.' The [shooter] overheard and he came in and shot her," the boy said.

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It's literally on the Statue of Liberty you fucking dunderhead.

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