Adam Scott

Adam Scott


dancer, poet.

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What kind of snake is this? Asking for a friend named Me

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Parks shoot VP residence ‘14: snooping around I found @JoeBiden ‘s personal photo album of Inaug Day 09—of course I had to look at it—of course HE caught me—instead of it being weird he happily took time to express what a privilege it had been being there that day. Lovely man.

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I inhaled THE COMEY RULE in one sitting. It’s terrific and everyone’s great of course, but @JoeLoTruglio  as Jeff Sessions may be my favorite performance ever.

Thanks to @saloni_g ⁩ for chatting with me for the AV Club!

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As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.

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Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him, Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own stunning & humiliating defeat. Thanks! Adam cc: @LeaderMcConne @McConnellPressll

‘Parks and Recreation’: Leslie Knope Writes Letter to America Following Donald Trump’s Victory

New Parks episode in one week! Can’t wait for everyone to see it...

So the President of the United States is rising up against...the United States. Got it. Makes no sense and is deeply dangerous, putting millions of lives needlessly at risk. Happy Friday everyone!

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How awesome would it be if NO ONE showed up on fri? Just Trump, a bible and a selfie stick

Comforting to know some things are still sacred, silently passed down through generations in elementary school

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