Husband of renowned podcaster @tiffanyarment.
Google signed me out of YouTube on my phone for no reason, and when I signed back in, they emailed this to me. Everything about this makes me angry.
I love Apple's gloriously half-assed Black Friday sales. They're like garage sales by stingy people trying to get rid of their old stuff for almost the same prices they originally paid years ago.
(meanwhile I'm big-spending over here on four more C-to-C cables, which my family seems to be eating or something because they keep disappearing)
Apple Music awards, whatever, I don’t care, whatever, whatever—HOLY SHIT I NEED THAT AWARD
That’s it! We’ve reached the pinnacle of technology. Shut everything down, we’re done. We can now update our software-development app without quitting our music player first.
Apple was wise enough to invest heavily in end-to-end encryption and retaining as little data as possible in response to increasingly invasive governments and police. I hope they’re wise and brave enough now to start the long, expensive process of removing themselves from China.