Jon “Semi-Fungible A

Jon “Semi-Fungible A


Teatowel Magnate. Cartoonist at the @satpaper & @themercurycomau semper erit benevolens. Gallery at https://kudelkashop.com.

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Look if you’re a grown adult shouting out god save the king and you’re not in costume and acting in game of thrones or similar then take a bit of a look at yourself.

If people are complaining that sure, the protesters may have had a point but it was the wrong place and the wrong time, this is a sign that it was at exactly the right place and time.

If you want to change things for the better then you are going to piss off the establishment. The establishment is very happy with the way things are, which is why they’re the establishment. They are not going to like you if you are doing your job, in fact this should be a KPI.

Kay and I are at the hobart zine fair at the town hall until 4 today. The star attraction is Kay’s debut graphic novel Sarimest, which you can buy here if you can’t come in person.

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If I was coaching an elite sporting club I would simply instil a culture of not being racist and also not being a weird cult. Feel free to contact me for my rates.

I mean FFS. No we fucking do not you clown.

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If this bloke doesn’t like what you’re doing, that is a sign that you are doing exactly the right thing.

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To be honest if a bloke didn't want to go to a doctor because they wanted him to wear a mask, you could probably just diagnose the bloke as a giant manbaby over the phone and save everyone a bit of trouble.

One genre of tweet that never gets tired is the old ‘why isn’t the msm reporting on this’ while linking to a report on the subject in a major newspaper.

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To be fair, the bloke totally failed to notice an ocean liner a few weeks back. via @newscomauHQ 

Look everything was on fire a few years back and now it’s all underwater so how about we have a fair old chinwag about climate change this election cheers for that.

Phase 1: fuck everything up Phase 2: continue to fuck everything up but in a slightly different way Phase 3: pick the most effective ways we fucked things up in phases 1 and 2 and combine them, insisting that we have learned many lessons Phase 4: just more of phase 3

The indue card is the most remarkable scam in that it neatly punishes people for needing help while at the same time taking a nice juicy cut.

We’re seriously going to do the whole budget repair thing while giving a tax cut to the rich. Under a labor government. That’s what we’re doing.

These two sentences seem to have accidentally been placed next to each other.

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