My friend used to think the Backstreet Boys were from Rhode Island because the song went, “Backstreet’s Back: RI!” #MisheardLyrics 

When the curtain opened up and I saw a full crowd on its feet applauding - and it was the only sound for a few seconds - it was like a life recharge. So happy. So grateful. See you in September. We missed you Broadway. #broadwayisback 

Well I’m pointing my finger, yes I’m pointing my finger, point it at youuuuu. Happy Birthday@MickJagger !

Anything I can do to help you keep saving millions of lives - I will do. That being said, you didn’t tell me it was poop water before I drank it. Logging out, Jimmy

Tonight is our 1,500th show. I am so grateful to our Tonight Show family that works so hard every single night to put on the best show and to make me look good. And thank you to everyone who watches. None of us would be here if it wasn’t for all of you. I’m so thankful. 🍀

It’s Hashtags time! Describe how your summer’s been using only six words, and tag it with #MySummerInSixWords . Could be on the show!

The Matrix: Guy switches up his medication and dodges a literal bullet #DescribeAMovieBadly 

It’s Hashtags time! Describe a weird or funny travel experience you’ve had, and tag it with #TravelFail . Could be on the show!

It's Hashtags time! Tell us a weird or funny idea you have for an app, then tag it with #MyDreamApp . Could be on the show!

Guys. I can’t believe I’m typing this but - I’m dropping a new single and video tonight with @ArianaGrande  and @theestallion . Midnight EST. Pre-save: ​​ #ItWasAMaskedChristmas