Jim Geraghty

Jim Geraghty


NR senior political correspondent by day, dad by day and night. Author. Podcaster. Intermittent cable news talking head. #TJAMS

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Michael Bloomberg: "I watched all the candidates. And I just thought to myself, Donald Trump would eat ’em up.”

Hey, Maybe That Peloton Ad Is Just a Bad Commercial and Nothing More

Maybe it’s just a bad commercial, like the way Mentos commercials suggested their candies would turn teens into “clever” rebellious, authority-defying, wedding-crashing, trespassing felons with the improvisational skills of MacGuyver.

Maybe the Peloton ad is just a bad commercial, like the time Kendall Jenner stopped a strangely generic protest’s confrontation with the police by opening a Pepsi.

The right response every time someone tells you that you're an underdog:

When your favorite bar is under new management and it just isn't the same anymore

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This is so perfect, because it just has the vaguest hints and you fill in the entire backstory yourself.

Now I want a full season of a sitcom about Peloton/Aviation Gin Woman starting over in life.

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Reminder: It's been a month. We never got an explanation about who was in the picture. We never got an explanation about how this ended up on his page. He's still governor.

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Yesterday morning, I wrote, “We’re Not Exporting Our Values to China — We’re Importing Theirs.” Last night, two fans were removed from a preseason NBA games for signs supporting the Hong Kong protesters. The game was in Philadelphia.

Holy @#%, how is this story about a bunch of loons, training 15 kids to commit school shootings and starving them, not the biggest story right now?

If Beto had an R after his name instead of a D, you’d hear he was boarding-school-attending judge’s son who dodged serious charges for the DUI & burglary, used eminent domain to gentrify poor Latino neighborhoods & married into a billionaire’s family.

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A 1997 Fordham Law Review piece described Elizabeth Warren as Harvard Law School's "first woman of color.”

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Oh, and by the way, , deleting the tweet praising Comey doesn’t make it go away WHEN THERE ARE SCREENSHOTS.

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Dear God… I can’t believe this is in that new batch of classified files about the JFK assassination.

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A guy on an FBI watch list pledged loyalty to ISIS and killed 50 people, and the president says this illustrates the need for gun control.

Poll: If the Democrats win control of the House of Representatives in November, they should impeach President Trump, Vice President Prence, and Justice Kavanaugh.

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