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BREAKING: Boris Johnson confident he won't be found guilty of lying to the Queen, as technically he sent Jacob Rees-Mogg to do it for him.

As David Cameron reveals juicy details about his forthcoming book in an attempt to boost sales, Waterstones confirms pre-orders have doubled, as they’ve just received a second one.

After Liberal Democrats vow to cancel Brexit, Oxford Dictionary bosses call urgent crisis meeting to revise definitions of both ‘Liberal’ and ‘Democrat’.

BREAKING: Marvel fans disappointed to learn the Hulk is terrified of small crowds of middle-aged expats.

UK ramps up stockpiling efforts with huge influx of post-Brexit toilet paper.

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As confusion continues over Gerry Adams' alleged involvement in terrorism, an official IRA spokesman admits there may have been some crossed wires.

As Israeli election looks likely to end without clear majority and with an unpopular right-wing leader clinging to power, UK says you’d never catch us doing that.

After Donald Trump names hostage envoy Robert O'Brien as his new national security adviser, many hope he can talk the extremists into leaving the White House.

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Sadly, #HIGNFY  isn’t on the air during the selection of a new Prime Minister. Fortunately, the dropping of court proceedings against Boris Johnson for misuse of public office means we can now show the uncensored footage from the show in which the case was discussed.

After a vegan sausage roll sends Piers Morgan into a meltdown, experts say it’s a good job he isn’t one of those easily-offended snowflakes he's always talking about.

After Arron Banks picks a fight with Greta Thunberg on Twitter, Oxford Dictionary updates its definition of ‘hardman’.

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Virgin Trains to stop selling The Daily Mail on moral grounds, says billionaire who sued the NHS.

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BREAKING: MPs go off on their 5 week summer holidays, as everything’s completely under control and there’s absolutely no work to do.

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