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Matt Hancock insists PPE was never in crisis, coming as a bit of a surprise to nurses who spent last year in a bin bag.

Model train maker Hornby celebrates 28% jump in profits, making it the most successful rail company in Britain.

As day one of the G7 gets underway, Boris Johnson quickly nips back to Downing St to grab his phone charger:

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#EURO2020 latest: Scotland favourites to win group D after Nicola Sturgeon demands fixtures are replayed until they get a result she’s happy with.

GB News schedule - 17th June: 7pm - Escape to Another Country with Stanley Johnson 8pm - Deportation Deportation Deportation with Priti Patel 9pm - Thursday, Friday and Saturday Night Takeaway with Boris Johnson 10pm - Bargain Hunt - PPE Special with Matt Hancock’s Uncle

After being turned down by another Serie A manager, Spurs expand their search for an experienced Italian figurehead:

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After David Guetta sells his entire back catalogue, experts warn that someone could be about to receive the worst Fathers’ Day present ever.

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‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:

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After Matt Hancock asks Premier League footballers to donate their wages to help fight coronavirus, some wonder if he should ask the UK’s hedge fund owners, tax-dodging FTSE 100 companies and non-domiciled Russian oligarchs to do the same.

‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three months.

BREAKING: Hundreds of people gather on Westminster Bridge to applaud the NHS staff who will be treating them for coronavirus next week.

BREAKING: British media reacts as death toll passes 30,000.

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MPs offered an extra £10,000 each to work from home, coming as a great comfort to nurses wearing bin bags to protect themselves from coronavirus.

BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.

BREAKING: Dominic Cummings press conference went ‘really well’ says Prince Andrew.

Jan 1st: New decade going fairly well, all things considered. Jan 2nd: Australia appears to be on fire. Jan 3rd: World War III announced.

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