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UK announces plan for ‘local lockdowns’, which can be relaxed on an ad hoc basis when Dominic Cummings is visiting nearby tourist hotspots.

Government says it remains focused on keeping R rate down, particularly where the R stands for ‘resignation’.

After halting coronavirus tests on hydroxychloroquine due to safety fears, the World Health Organization offers all leftover stock to President Trump.

BREAKING: Man who always gets the public mood shocked to find ‘forgiving’ isn’t one of them.

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After Keir Starmer and Lisa Nandy say Dominic Cummings should quit for breaking lockdown rules, many assume Stephen Kinnock’s resignation is in the post.

BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.

As pharmaceutical companies race to create a coronavirus vaccine, scientists admit the only way to guarantee complete protection is becoming Boris Johnson’s chief adviser.

India detains a Pakistani spy pigeon, suspecting it could be used in a military coo.

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‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three months.

URGENT: Have you seen this man? Last spotted a week ago in the Westminster area. Police urge anyone with information to kindly keep it to themselves.

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BREAKING: British media reacts as death toll passes 30,000.

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BREAKING: Dominic Cummings press conference went ‘really well’ says Prince Andrew.

MPs offered an extra £10,000 each to work from home, coming as a great comfort to nurses wearing bin bags to protect themselves from coronavirus.

After Matt Hancock asks Premier League footballers to donate their wages to help fight coronavirus, some wonder if he should ask the UK’s hedge fund owners, tax-dodging FTSE 100 companies and non-domiciled Russian oligarchs to do the same.

Richard Branson hoping to send a rocket into space this weekend, coming as a bit of a surprise to the 3,000 staff he said he couldn’t afford to pay two weeks ago.

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