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BREAKING: Dido Harding locked out of house after failing to anticipate need for key to get back in.
Michael Gove unveils his new ‘Kent permit’, complete with typo.
‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:
MISSING: Have you seen this man? Last seen mumbling to cameras in the Westminster area. Please check sheds, garages and fridges.
BREAKING: British media reacts as death toll passes 30,000.
‘Increasing A-level grades will mean a whole generation could end up promoted beyond their abilities’ says Minister for Irony.