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“I don’t know Prince Andrew” says Donald Trump, pictured here with Prince Andrew.

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After Jeremy Corbyn finally apologises for anti-Semitism on This Morning, the National Union of Journalists awards Philip Schofield with its coveted ‘Blood out of a Stone’ trophy.

Live scenes as Elon Musk arrives to testify in court:

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After the Tories promise to spend big on local transport services outside of London, Grant Shapps unveils the North’s new high-speed commuter link:

‘Misleading’ Deliveroo advert banned after appearing to show food being delivered warm and on time.

After President Trump calls him “two-faced”, Justin Trudeau says technically it’s three if you count the shoe polish.

Corbyn not watching the Queen’s speech “despicable” says 91% of UK who also don’t.

Tories reportedly shaken by Labour’s 20,000 new teachers pledge, as they hadn’t anticipated other parties using their ‘shouting big numbers for the hell of it’ tactic.

Lib Dems “fought many battles” in the coalition government, says woman who voted with the Tories 869 times.

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Sadly, #HIGNFY  isn’t on the air during the selection of a new Prime Minister. Fortunately, the dropping of court proceedings against Boris Johnson for misuse of public office means we can now show the uncensored footage from the show in which the case was discussed.

BREAKING: Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and we’re still at square one.

"Britain deserves better" says political party in power since 2010.

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After a vegan sausage roll sends Piers Morgan into a meltdown, experts say it’s a good job he isn’t one of those easily-offended snowflakes he's always talking about.

Virgin Trains to stop selling The Daily Mail on moral grounds, says billionaire who sued the NHS.

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