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Rishi Sunak denies budget will be a ‘triple hammer blow’ to the UK’s Covid recovery, as there’s only enough money for two hammers.
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As govt sets out plan for gradual lockdown easing, 14 of Matt Hancock’s neighbours ask when yacht showrooms are due to reopen.
Boris Johnson vows to make current lockdown the last, raising fears that it will simply just never end.
After Julia Hartley-Brewer complains that Nasa can send a probe to Mars yet we’re not allowed to visit our next door neighbour, scientists point out that the R-rate tends to be pretty low on planets with a population of zero.
After the government confirms up to 10,000 fans could return to stadiums from 17th May, Tottenham supporters say let’s look at the science before making any rash decisions.
As Gavin Williamson reveals grades will be decided by teachers, experts warn it could result in people ending up in jobs they’re not remotely qualified for, such as Secretary of State for Education.
Live scenes from Scotland as the SNP arrives for work:
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‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:
‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three months.
BREAKING: Hundreds of people gather on Westminster Bridge to applaud the NHS staff who will be treating them for coronavirus next week.
BREAKING: British media reacts as death toll passes 30,000.
MPs offered an extra £10,000 each to work from home, coming as a great comfort to nurses wearing bin bags to protect themselves from coronavirus.
BREAKING: Vatican designates Barnard Castle a sacred site after thousands of blind pilgrims are miraculously cured over the past 24 hours.
BREAKING: Dominic Cummings press conference went ‘really well’ says Prince Andrew.
Sadly, #HIGNFY isn’t on the air during the selection of a new Prime Minister. Fortunately, the dropping of court proceedings against Boris Johnson for misuse of public office means we can now show the uncensored footage from the show in which the case was discussed.
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