Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all

If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya

For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally

In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican. Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿

in case u need to lose a boner fast

The far left hates everyone, themselves included!