Cole M. Sprouse

Cole M. Sprouse

super cool and nice guy

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Shout out to @Target  and @vineyardvines  for having me at the launch of #vineyardvinesForTarget . Stores May 18th. Also thank you for the free dog, he was delicious and perfectly marbled. #Ad 

Whoever decided to name the appliance brand SMEG was either an absolute jester or circumcised.

Nickelback died for buckcherry’s sins

I am the Nelly Furtado of Nelly Furtado’s generation.

“It doesn’t mean he’s out of office yet!!!!” Yeah everyone knows stfu. Take the win, carry the momentum.

Looking forward to getting absolutely blitzed and watching cats this week.

@michelledeidre  @CriterionU  @criterionchannlnfortunately  ‘The Fall’ or Gilliam’s Munchausen aren’t on CC, but they are currently available for rent from our capitalist overlord Bezos.

Bernie sanders is not a radical. Raising minimum wage is not radical. Pursuing healthcare for all is not radical. Pursuing higher education for all is not radical. Seeking legislation that protects our earth, our home, is not radical. The pursuit of equity is American.

Everyone criticizing the US response to the corona crisis or our healthcare should really take the time to consider listening to @SenSanders 

That hairy chin said more words in that interview than you did in the last 4 seasons.


Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

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Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.

I only started acting again so you guys wouldn't feel like you wasted money on the posters of me at 12.

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a jaded, anxious human being.

Everybody complaining about Trump but club penguin is shutting down so maybe check your priorities?

I'm not that little girl from Disney anymore. I'm a full grown woman now.

@dylansprouse , bro you look like a drunk older man on vacation trying to pick up young chicks at the bar.

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No amount of escape rooms gunna help you escape the fact that your life’s a lie.