Cole M. Sprouse

Cole M. Sprouse


super cool and nice guy

9836484 followers  •  203 follow  •    •   https://t.co/4vmuqYWqn7

As always, thank you guys so much for voting for us at @TeenChoiceFOX  . Going to send my surfboards to Dylan so he can frame them next to the blimps he stole from me as a child.

I am the Nelly Furtado of Nelly Furtado’s generation.

. @netflix  out here turning every anime live action but ‘conveniently’ forgetting about Caillou.

What level of motherhood is tweeting at airlines?

Nickelback died for buckcherry’s sins

Every contract I sign I demand to be paid in robux, the only true untraceable currency.

I hope the boys who ran like ninjas and the girls who galloped like horses get together and birth the sneakiest pony children this side of the Mississippi.

Whoever decided to name the appliance brand SMEG was either an absolute jester or circumcised.

Shout out to @Target  and @vineyardvines  for having me at the launch of #vineyardvinesForTarget . Stores May 18th. Also thank you for the free dog, he was delicious and perfectly marbled. #Ad 

Loading
Loading

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

tweet picture

It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

Protest racism, protest xenophobia, protest homophobia, protest inequality, protest hate, protest hate, protest hate, but don't become it.

Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendliness is contagious you know.

I was a psycho baby before it was hip.

tweet picture

Loading
Loading