Still got it … can’t walk down the street these days without women rushing up to tell me to kick Johnson in the nuts …. Happy to oblige ladies ….

My invite must have been lost in the post this year …. @rupertmurdoch  summer party tonight.All Cabinet invited. I wonder if that might explain the dropping of Simon Walters’ story about Johnson’s corrupt job offer to his mistress, the one he had while his then wife had cancer1/2

Well well well. I am hearing it is actually happening - a lifetime ambition is about to be achieved. One of the most malign cultural and political forces of recent decades is to be “elevated” to the House of Lords by the most corrupt Prime Minister the country has ever had 1/4

When he gets this putrid reward in the coming weeks for services to Johnson’s press office, feel pity amidst the contempt. Dacre is the worst of British values deluded that his wretched propaganda rag represents the best. I also wonder whether the “elevation” may be related 3/4

Fine for media to cover interviews with people whose journeys and businesses are affected by rail strike. But I wouldn’t mind seeing an interview with a train cleaner who has kids explaining how the cost of living crisis is hitting them on wages falling so far behind inflation

Watching @CNN  coverage of the Jan 6 hearings. Trump and Giuliani should be in jail … turn on now and see what they tried to do to an election worker just doing her job

When Johnson lies in saying it is unusual for governments to win by elections why does no journalist just say these words “Tony Blair fought 28 by elections against the Tories. You were a journalist covering many of them. Can you remind me how many he lost to your party?” ZERO!!

Happy to be pressganged into sharing wedding day joy of Ryan and Olivia !!!