bob saget

bob saget

I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.

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I love TODAY’S NEW EPISODE with my friend the incredibly funny and smart @jimmycarr  - It’s titled: “Jimmy Carr and Bob Address Tough Times Head On (as Lightly as Possible)” FOLLOW & LISTEN NOW @spotifypodcasts  @Spotify  @SpotifyUKUK  at—>

I’ve made a major decision today. I am NOT going to throw the first pitch @Dodgers  game this week. Sure they didn’t ask, but I’m definitely NOT going to do it due to my schedule.

#ICYMI So enjoyed my conversation with the very funny, very smart and very well-dressed @jimmycarr  - @spotifypodcasts  @Spotify  @SpotifyUKUK 

Nice to see the astronauts return to earth safely just now. Thanks to @SpaceX  @elonmusk  @NASA  for a wonderfully cool job. It is now safer to go to space than to the store.

Had such a great time with my friend @Lawrence  O’Donnell on TODAY’S NEW EPISODE. It’s titled: “Lawrence O’Donnell and Bob Discuss How to Avoid News Fatigue” Subscribe & Listen@ApplePodcasts  @iTunes  @AppleMusic  AT—>

Yo, I’m trending. Alert the media. I love my podcast a lot. Thanks nice people. And @spotifypodcasts  @Spotify  @SpotifyUKU @SpotifyAUK AU And a special thanks to the color pink.

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I just had a COVID test and I’m wondering if the doctor was legit. They’re supposed to put the swab in your butt and then put it in your mouth to see if you have a sense of taste, right?

Love talking to people that call me and feel the need to talk, on TODAY’S NEW PODCAST, EPISODE # 40 called, “Bob and Callers Find Good Out of Some Serious Troubles.” @spotifypodcasts  @Spotify  FOLLOW & SUBSCRIBE at:


I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.

Is that a world tour or your girl's tour ?

The next iPhone should have butthole recognition.

I Got Broads In Atlanta Twisting Dope, Lean, And The Fanta Credit Cards And The Scammers Hitting The Licks In The Bando.

It goes down in the DM (it go down) It go down in the DM (it go down, it go... down)

Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, them boys up to something Uh-uh, uh, I think I need some Robitussin.

No more parties in L.A. Please, baby, no more parties in L.A., uh.