bob saget

bob saget

I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.

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On @11thHour  with @BWilliams  last night - More info on much needed @USPS  funds to be cut unless congress hears from us all. Thanks to @TheNormanLear  & his @peoplefor  for this info to help let our government know. Go to:

I had a great time talking with my friend @billmaher  on my new podcast episode out TODAY, titled “Bill Maher and Bob Discuss COVID, Humanity, and Bob’s Dick Jokes.” Subscribe & Listen at: @ApplePodcasts  @iTunes  @AppleMusic 

You really find out what people are made of during this time. Some are disappointing and some are inspiring. I try to go toward the inspiring beings. Like @KermitTheFrog 

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Such a nice conversation with @JohnGonzalez  @ringer  about my podcast “Bob Saget’s Here For You,” where he never misquoted me and couldn’t have been kinder. Thanks John and The Ringer.

So, it’s time again...I’d like to call you nice people for my Podcast, “Bob Saget’s Here For You” THIS THURSDAY, August 13– 12pm to 3:30pm Pacific time. Just leave your name & number at 1–562-600-0343 with any questions or topics you’d like to discuss. ✌🏼

I just threw out all “My Pillows” and bought three sets of @goodyear  tires, made in Akron, Ohio.

Last night’s debate upset me more than when Stephanie drove a car into the kitchen.

Excited to be @TheTodayShow  once this morning in Australia with the lovely @SylviaJeffreys  and the beautiful @DavidCampbell73  to talk about my recent $1.1 mil Event for Scleroderma Research Foundation @srfcure  & of course #FullHouse  cause it never ends.

Put my ballot directly in a ballot box which I showed here on Twitter and I did it on Oct 18th— Just called up the County Registrar and found out they have not received my ballot. Double check cause you may have to vote in person. I smell a fish. 🐡

Dear Daniel, I have a few friends who almost died from Covid and they are middle aged and were healthy. I find fact and anti-science deniers incredibly sad. But I could still respect your opinion and open to discuss unless you don’t talk to celebrity shills.


I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.

Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.

Is that a world tour or your girl's tour ?

The next iPhone should have butthole recognition.

I Got Broads In Atlanta Twisting Dope, Lean, And The Fanta Credit Cards And The Scammers Hitting The Licks In The Bando.

It goes down in the DM (it go down) It go down in the DM (it go down, it go... down)

I want to join One Direction.

Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, them boys up to something Uh-uh, uh, I think I need some Robitussin.