Ben Maller

Ben Maller

Storyteller, provocateur, rabble-rouser, raconteur, professional blabbermouth, sarcasm specialist, doctorate in insomnia, distant relative of Nostradamus

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Maller Report Card: Ramón Laureano gets straight A’s, continue to humiliate those cheating Assholes from Houston!

Without college football, we are going to see another round of mass layoffs in sports media, the trickle down effects of this will be felt by many of the people encouraging pulling the plug.

So disappointing when they go to @NBAonTNT  halftime and Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith, and Charles Barkley are not on the show. The remote control gets a workout.

Wow... President @realDonaldTrump  is booked to appear on Fox Sports Radio today with @ClayTravis  at 8am ET and 5am PT.

Take your meds, that TDS is flaring up again!

MLB player’s need a twelve step program to recover from the addiction of going out on the road. Indians pitchers joining the Marlins and Cardinals with the dunce cap.

Big Ten and Pac-12 have declared what many already knew, they are the JV of big time college football, this shutdown should and will hurt recruiting for years to come. Huge win for the SEC, ACC and Big 12

This was Bears OL William “Refrigerator” Perry’s finally carry in the NFL back in 1990. Hero to every fat child of the 1980s

NY Post wins again... CHEATING Astros are mocked again!

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It’s championship weekend in the NFL, on the “Fifth Hour with Ben Maller,” @DannyGradio  we chat with Vegas insider Todd Fuhrman about his quick ascension up the ranks and what to look for this weekend for Bengals/Chiefs and Rams/49ers. SHARE/LISTEN:


Since nobody in NFL is interested, Colin Kaepernick is now handing out men's suits in front of NYC parole offices.

116 win Mariners (2001), 16-0 Patriots (2007) would like to welcome 73 win Warriors (2016) to postseason flop fraternity.

NFL official gave John Harbaugh crazy eyes when he charged at Kiko Alonso

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Congrats to Ed Orgeron on winning title at LSU, this is as good a time as any to remind you a USC booster told me Coach O couldn’t be permanent coach because he “didn’t look or sound” like the USC football coach is supposed to look or sound. Enjoy Clay Helton.

Rex Ryan continues his tradition of keeping Jets out of the playoffs.

No NFL season should ever start without a concert from Meek Mill. #NFL100 

Peyton Manning is first player to set record for most passing yards in NFL history and be benched in same game. #unbreakablerecord 

Jose Altuve, George Springer, and Alex Bregman, three central figures in 2017 Astros cheating, went a combined 0-21 (.000 BA) in #Dodgers  two-game mini-sweep. ?? These guys are "naked" without trashcans, whistles, and buzzers. @ABREG_1  #FunFact  #MLB 

Great job by officials, NFL doesn't want them deciding the game, good non-call, Saints still had several chances to win and blew it. If you need help from refs to win the game, you are pathetic. It's #LARams  #SuperBowl