Some people claim the Sistine Chapel is the peak of human made beauty. Wrong. It’s Viennetta being made:

Good morning from #australia , where a bastard cockatoo just stole my #vegimite  toast. #gday  #straya 

What did NSW gain (economically, socially) by winding restrictions back in the face of rising omicron numbers? Today’s reinstatement is effectively an admission that was an error, and the Premier must admit that for us to have faith in his future public health directions.

There was a dodgy guy, idling in a van and staring at my house. When he saw me, he looked uncomfortable. I waved hello. He yelled out "I was born in your house in 1965". I said "you mean actually in the house? He said "yes"...

Queensland. Anglicans. Straya.

He told me how his dad, a stonemason, built a rock garden, which we lovingly care for to this day. I invited him in to see it, and he broke down in tears. His parents both died last year from covid. "it just brings it all back" Life is shitty. Be kind to each other, we all hurt.

I still can’t believe this is #Australia  @CoppelHeraldSun 

Wondering where your package is? (Ships queuing up outside of Shanghai due to lock-down) via @AndreasSteno 

2020: the year professionalism died.

If you say “it’s just the flu”, you are a selfish bloody twat, and you can come with my wife and I to all her medical appointments to try and plan the next six months of her being immuno suppressed in a pandemic. You can hold the baby (with gloves). Dickhead.