Alan White

Alan White


News Editor @BuzzFeedUK and Lord Chief Justice of Twitter. alan.white@buzzfeed.com

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Hivemind what are those nice M&S Christmas snacks that are like mini frosted cakey sweets (with an apricot(?) base and I think have a German name?) called? Anyway I want to eat about 500 of them and go to sleep for the rest of the year

New Tier finder working exactly as well as I expected

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This is like getting Glasto tickets. But shit.

Here is the full list of Tiers for anyone still trying to use the postcode finder:

Like reading P G Wodehouse in Mongolian through google translate.

Got @patrick_kidd  to write something about Lord Botham and he showed his class by not mentioning the 'incident'

Got @patrick_kidd  to write about Baron Botham. Shows his class by not mentioning the 'incident' once

Forgot about this hilarious irony (via @JolyonMaugham )

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This is the best and clearest explanation of why people need to stay at home you could ever wish to see

This is one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen in all my life

My favourite subset of internet video is dogs that think their owners are drowning and this one is gold

BORIS JOHNSON ASKED A FORTUNE TELLER FOR A PREDICTION AND THIS HAPPENED

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An important component of dramatic tragedy is a brutal plot twist

I see this press conference couldn’t be going better.

Absolutely dead, watching through my fingers, my god

I see Theresa May met some children today.

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