Meghan Markle can write.

Hivemind what are those nice M&S Christmas snacks that are like mini frosted cakey sweets (with an apricot(?) base and I think have a German name?) called? Anyway I want to eat about 500 of them and go to sleep for the rest of the year

*curb your enthusiasm music plays*

New Tier finder working exactly as well as I expected

This is like getting Glasto tickets. But shit.

Here is the full list of Tiers for anyone still trying to use the postcode finder:

Like reading P G Wodehouse in Mongolian through google translate.

Got @patrick_kidd  to write something about Lord Botham and he showed his class by not mentioning the 'incident'

Got @patrick_kidd  to write about Baron Botham. Shows his class by not mentioning the 'incident' once

Forgot about this hilarious irony (via @JolyonMaugham )