Rumour of a @BorisJohnson  super injunction launched to stop this story. So please don’t read it or share it. Thank you.

The Bank of England reporting that Brexit is costing the UK £444 million a week. Let’s just let that sink in. Maybe summat for the side of one of your model buses @BorisJohnson 

The entire story in 54 seconds. As told by Emily@maitlis 

The entire scientific world: The Earth is getting dangerously hotter and threatens our very existence Dave936 on Twitter: I was 9 in 1976 and I remember it being hot. There’s nothing to worry about, have an ice cream

The estimated value of this hat (made from plundered jewels) is between £3billion and £5billion. Sell it and help everyone who is struggling to pay for food and heating. What a jubilee gift to the people that would be

Never mind the legalities of someone buying £46m of (unfit for purpose) PPE from China then selling it to the NHS for £122m - the morality of doing it when the world was on its knees is reprehensible. Add in that it was done by a Tory peer and we are in uncharted waters of sleaze

David Bowie’s Mick Jagger impersonation is exactly what the world needs right now

Retweet for a chance to win my signed How High #Hikerdelic  jacket - the one I wore on stage tonight. They go on sale for pre-orders on June 9th, the 25th anniversary of the release of How High from Winner picked at random 10pm on June 8th Tim x x

For anyone in any doubt