The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what.

Happy birthday, @JoeBiden ! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.

After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

This time of year I love watching the states change color.