the guy on CBS
"Shoot, I told them not to put my fragile arguments at the bottom."
I was a clue on @Jeopardy tonight! “What is the greatest honor of my television career?”
Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump ! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.
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