One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib  give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

RIP Republican Health Care Bill. In lieu of flowers, please send new representatives to Congress in 2018.

It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump ! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.