the guy on CBS
My favorite thing about fall in New York is seeing a rat wear another rat as a chunky scarf.
Starting a twitter feud with @chrissyteigen is like trying to fight a hurricane with a sharpie.
Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump ! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.
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