Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

the guy on CBS

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A Good Repost for Today! Mood Mix With Senator Kamala Harris via @YouTube 

“That interview was disturbing." - every Person, Woman, Man, Camera, and TV

THE FIGHT is an extraordinarily powerful film about the vital work the ACLU is doing to defend your rights under the Trump administration. Available to stream today. I saw it @MontclairFF 

RIP Wilford Brimley - so many great performances, but I’ll never forget seeing him sing this surprisingly tender "It's Not Easy Being Green"

Back to NYC offices tomorrow after five months. Looking forward to broadcasting again from the Greatest City on Earth™️. And just in time (maybe way past time), I finally cracked that sourdough puzzle.

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Tonight, after five months, I'm back in my office at the Ed Sullivan Building! Unrelated question: how long does desk drawer egg salad keep?


One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib  give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

RIP Republican Health Care Bill. In lieu of flowers, please send new representatives to Congress in 2018.

Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump ! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.

I’m surprised the NRA was affiliated with car rental companies at all, considering Hertz and Avis enforce tyrannical rules like "age restrictions" and "having a license."

Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.