Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert

the guy on CBS

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Don’t worry, Jackie. Evie won’t let me. Love ya, kiddo

Our art director, Andro Buneta, made this for our staff. I want to share it with you, because I am so proud to work with all these steely-eyed missile men and women.

What skills did you learn as a young person that you need now that you’re stuck at home? Hit me back to show them off!

Hey everybody! I’m staying at home and so is everybody who works for me, but thanks to some amazing work by my staff and the CBS broadcasting folks, we will be back on Monday with new Late Shows. Until then-Stay Strong!

Tune in to an all new Late Show this Monday, where I'll be putting the "at home" in @StephenAtHome. Also the "Stephen."

The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.

NY: We need ventilators. TRUMP: *lobs paper towels at the Statue of Liberty*


One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let @iamcardib  give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

RIP Republican Health Care Bill. In lieu of flowers, please send new representatives to Congress in 2018.

Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump ! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.

I’m surprised the NRA was affiliated with car rental companies at all, considering Hertz and Avis enforce tyrannical rules like "age restrictions" and "having a license."

Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.

What I wouldn't give for a dull moment.

South Korean official response: “We are attempting to make sense of what, precisely, President Trump means.” Welcome to the fucking club.