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Just woke up. Anything gone spectacularly wrong yet? #2021
Currently feels like every day should end with the Eastenders “doof doofs” theme.
Today's weather: Grey, wet, warm and cold, with snow for some, alongside dry spells and lashings of disappointment, worry, stress and boredom, turning a darker grey later on and continuing forever.
"It didn't quite go as planned" - Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale
Try saying these without sounding sarcastic: 1. That's great 2. Good for you 3. Have fun 4. Fascinating 5. Thanks for that 6. Well done you 7. Good luck with that 8. Sounds thrilling 9. What a shame 10. Wow
Phrases that mean nothing will happen: Leave it with me I’ll have a word I’ll see what I can find Consider it done I’ll make some calls I’ll think about it Certainly a possibility Let’s come back to that Good idea Maybe It’s on my list Might see you down there I’ll look into it
"So sorry" - Actually sorry "Sorry about that" - Not really sorry "Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all "Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me