You really have to be a special kind of human garbage to lift a ban on elephant trophy hunting.

Some didn't like Bush. Some didn't like Obama. But this is different. Forget dislike. Many are genuinely fearful now. This is new.

Oprah is beyond doubt a magnificent orator. But the idea of a reality show star running against a talk show host is troublingly dystopian. We don’t want to create a world where dedicated public service careers become undesirable and impractical in the face of raw celebrity.

My parents were teachers, and my family was always extremely strapped for cash, and heavily in debt. I made my way up through hard work, and zero inheritance. I’m a liberal because I was always taught, even when we were broke, that some things are more important than money.

Trump: “I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."

Refusing to vaccinate your children cannot be justified by “personal belief.” You’re endangering their health and the health of the public. Your right to your “belief” ends where it harms others. Or as they say: “Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins.”

Remember how angry you are today. Pack it up, store it, and pull it out again on every Election Day, every time. The people blocking common-sense gun legislation don’t just materialize out of thin air. We vote them in, actively or by inaction. We can vote them out.

Hey so Family Guy premiered 20 years ago today on Fox. After several cancellations, multiple time slots and a lawsuit from Carol Burnett, we somehow still exist! Here’s to still existing!

This.

I’ll try again. The primary function of a car is to transport a passenger from one location to another. The primary function of a gun is to make something stop being alive.