Seth MacFarlane

Seth MacFarlane

The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - New album “Once In A While” now available!

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How I would love to see a moratorium on all press pieces that begin with “Twitter Reacts To”

Hey I heard somewhere the #FamilyGuy  season premiere is tonight! Go watch!

That is also the essential mission of a reality show. To disrupt its own internal world for the fun of the viewer. That’s all people wanted when they elected Trump. A wild show. They got it, and they continue to get it. There is no conviction, no principle, no vision. Only chaos.

Go check out the hilarious new book “Do You Mind If I Cancel?” written by my pal @GaryJanetti !

Undoubtedly no plan will please everyone, but these kinds of proposals from high-ranking Democrats can only be seen as progress.

The measles vaccine has saved over 20 million lives in the past two decades. I updated mine this year. Here are some of the potentially deadly results that can occur when well-meaning but misinformed parents fail to vaccinate:

Finally, we can announce the new season! Cosmos: Possible Worlds - New Season premieres March 9 on @NatGeoChannel 

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You really have to be a special kind of human garbage to lift a ban on elephant trophy hunting.

Some didn't like Bush. Some didn't like Obama. But this is different. Forget dislike. Many are genuinely fearful now. This is new.

Oprah is beyond doubt a magnificent orator. But the idea of a reality show star running against a talk show host is troublingly dystopian. We don’t want to create a world where dedicated public service careers become undesirable and impractical in the face of raw celebrity.

My parents were teachers, and my family was always extremely strapped for cash, and heavily in debt. I made my way up through hard work, and zero inheritance. I’m a liberal because I was always taught, even when we were broke, that some things are more important than money.

Trump: “I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."

Refusing to vaccinate your children cannot be justified by “personal belief.” You’re endangering their health and the health of the public. Your right to your “belief” ends where it harms others. Or as they say: “Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins.”

Remember how angry you are today. Pack it up, store it, and pull it out again on every Election Day, every time. The people blocking common-sense gun legislation don’t just materialize out of thin air. We vote them in, actively or by inaction. We can vote them out.

Hey so Family Guy premiered 20 years ago today on Fox. After several cancellations, multiple time slots and a lawsuit from Carol Burnett, we somehow still exist! Here’s to still existing!

I’ll try again. The primary function of a car is to transport a passenger from one location to another. The primary function of a gun is to make something stop being alive.