You really have to be a special kind of human garbage to lift a ban on elephant trophy hunting.

My parents were teachers, and my family was always extremely strapped for cash, and heavily in debt. I made my way up through hard work, and zero inheritance. I’m a liberal because I was always taught, even when we were broke, that some things are more important than money.

Trump: “I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."

I’ll try again. The primary function of a car is to transport a passenger from one location to another. The primary function of a gun is to make something stop being alive.

A climate-denying, anti-equality, anti-reproductive rights establishment has been installed, so yes, we're allowed our online meltdowns.

In the year two-thousand sixteen, we have a VP candidate who denies evolution. Just in case you thought Trump was hogging all the stupid.

In elections, Americans have a habit of nominating “the safest,” or “the loudest,” or “the flashiest.” Just once, let’s experiment, and see what happens if we nominate “the smartest.”

It’s time to apply meaningful spending limits to elections. Both Republicans and Democrats should be passionately in favor of this. Get the process out of the hands of billionaires who treat it as sport, and back into the hands of the people.

I truly cannot visualize the rambling, incoherent creature I saw at the debates now addressing the nation from the Oval Office.

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