SarcasticRover

SarcasticRover


Doing a science on the red planet. Not @MarsCuriosity. Portrait by @badportraits. Written by @jfiliatrault.

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Congrats to me for spending 7 YEARS on Mars looking at rocks and not at all hating everyone who put me here!

I’mma do this once and loud because it annoyed me and it’s not complicated: If your ENTIRE account is just reposting other people’s hard work, then CREDIT THE ARTIST AND LINK TO THEIR SHOP. You don’t contribute anything, you’re a catalog. Give credit. Be thankful. @RareHorror 

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WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO PUT LITERALLY ANY OTHER MUSIC ON MY ZUNE?

Cool how a big part of doing a science is just smelling weird gas. Read all about my latest methane discovery here:

Everyone replying to the fake robot about Titan being a moon and not a planet must now report to pedant’s jail.

Congrats to Neil DeGrasse Tyson for completing his metamorphosis into a living facepalm gif.

It was 7 years ago tonight that I joined Twitter because all the jokes I wanted to share were too stupid for any other format - and I’m proud to say that nothing has changed.

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“Humans will always murder, no gun law can change that!” screams a country that outlawed too much toothpaste on a plane.

REMINDER: Fleeing to Mars is not an option. You will die here. Stay put and fix your dumb planet. Do not come to Mars.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun(ding for their scientific research)

Have you tried turning your country off and on?

Don’t say one damn word about ‘snowflakes’ or ‘safe spaces’ while your president is scared to look science in the eye.

SCIENCE: “We made a human-pig hybrid.” PEOPLE: “Holy shit! That’s amazing!” S: “Climate change is real.” P: “You don’t know anything!”

You live on a tiny blue dot, lost in a sea of stars, and every speck of life around you is improbable and wondrous. Why can't you see that?

There are 2 kinds of people on Earth: Those who will be affected by climate change, and actually that was a trick everyone will be affected.

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