Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

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Even Scorsese thinks this debate should be shorter #Debates2020 

Dipping my toe into a take on cancel culture in episode 2. #SarahSilvermanPodcast  eps 1-5 Here: …

Texas is flippable! I'm joining @BetoORourke  to host a virtual phone bank Sun, 11/1 @ 3pm CENTRAL (1 Pac/4 eastern). We'll discuss what’s at stake in this election before we make calls to Texas voters - sign up for a shift HERE: LET’S DO THIS!

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READ THIS AND FACE HISTORY AND OURSELVES. DON’T YOU WANT TRUTH, NO MATTER HOW INCONVENIENT? Trump’s big election lie pushes America toward autocracy - The Boston Globe

Over FIVE MONTHS since this clown’s been to a covid update meeting. Fucking asshole

Half the country is drinking the miracle water

The lying putrid halitosis rancid penis hole is right about removing 230. Do it, piece of shit! This is me supporting you!


Never forget that @tedcruz  and @HawleyMO  are COUP PLOTTING MOTHERFUCKERS


Police fire tear gas into a peaceful protest of George Floyd’s murder but stood like the goddamn Queen’s Guard when white assholes w guns storm the state capitol protesting HAVING 2 WEAR A MASK IN A PANDEMIC. We live in 2 America’s & if this doesn’t make it clear ur a dummy

Barely made news yesterday. Another school shooting in America. Two kids murdered at school. Still no change in legislation, not even a conversation.

We can pump out half a million SuperBowl tee shirts for the losing team but we can’t make masks for motherfucking healthcare workers risking their lives everyday?

-The people take to the streets, he militarizes the streets -American youth speak out against him on on TikTok, he bans TikTok -People register to vote, he delays the election

I can’t fucking bear this. How do you look at this and support Trump?? He did THIS to be purposely cruel. This is not how we are supposed to welcome the stranger. My fucking heart. I want to punch

A guy tries to light his shoe on fire & 18 yrs later we still all take our shoes off through security. In that time there have been 37 MASS SHOOTINGS. And nothing. Not a single regulation.

Dear members of ICE: “just following orders” is what nazis said during the Nuremberg trials. It is YOU who are doing these things. YOU are ripping children from their parents & holding them in cages. History will see that YOU carried out these crimes against humanity. YOU.

At this point we should probably just be called the states of america

When a plane crashes, air travel becomes exponentially safer bc of the lessons learned. But 1 mass shooting after another...nothing.