Rex Huppke

Rex Huppke


(VERY SERIOUS) Chicago Tribune humor columnist (syndicated). Narwhal lover. Hypocrisy enthusiast. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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2/ I'm all but certain Trump will be cleared in the Senate. In fact, I won't be at all surprised if he gets re-elected. But I am certain, beyond any doubt, that history will remember these jabbering morons and the time they spent defending a man...

Reminder that if Biden doesn’t get the nomination after all of Trump’s impeachable, Biden-focused Ukraine crime-doing it will be HILARIOUS.

It would be nice if intelligent people were respected and viewed as role models and malicious idiots were seen as pariahs unworthy of consideration. Just an unrelated thought as I watch Fiona Hill and David Holmes testify while Devin Nunes silently ponders where farts come from.

1/ The Republicans on this committee are, collectively, the most idiotic lickspittles I've ever had the immense displeasure of having to observe. What a monumental embarrassment this is to the intellect of our nation. #ImpeachmentHearing 

3/ ...who would never, under any circumstances, defend them, who would never, under any circumstances, put our country before his own needs, and who would never, under any circumstances, choose decency over the slimmest chance of profit or self-elevation.

5/ And they may win, at least in their minds, for now. But they'll be remembered as opportunistic cowards. And they'll be the shame of their families for generations to come. END

The Democrats absolutely did the right thing with impeachment proceedings. And the evidence presented was overwhelming. But it will all be dismissed by cultists. And that will end it. I have never felt less hopeful that truth and decency will win out. And I'm so damn tired.

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SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU EXPLAIN WHY CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX OVER THE SOUND OF THIS HURRICANE EXCEEDING THE HIGHEST CATEGORY RANKING!!!

Please do not tweet the #TreasonSummit  hashtag as it might become a top trending topic and embarrass our president while he is engaging in treason at the summit, which is a .

Exclusive video of Rush Limbaugh fleeing Florida after calling Hurricane Irma a liberal hoax.

Holy crap, the comments on the Boy Scouts of America Facebook page are 🔥🔥🔥.

My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.

This little girl wishes she was somewhere less scary, like in a dark room with a clown holding a machete.

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BREAKING: Picking Sarah Palin as a vice presidential candidate drops to No. 2 on the Worst Things John McCain Has Done list

Great night for everyone except women, immigrants, Muslims, LBGT people, POC, the disabled, anyone who was ever bullied... #ElectionNight 

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