(VERY SERIOUS) Chicago Tribune humor columnist (syndicated). Narwhal lover. Hypocrisy enthusiast. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
Reminder that if Biden doesn’t get the nomination after all of Trump’s impeachable, Biden-focused Ukraine crime-doing it will be HILARIOUS.
It would be nice if intelligent people were respected and viewed as role models and malicious idiots were seen as pariahs unworthy of consideration. Just an unrelated thought as I watch Fiona Hill and David Holmes testify while Devin Nunes silently ponders where farts come from.
Please do not tweet the #TreasonSummit hashtag as it might become a top trending topic and embarrass our president while he is engaging in treason at the summit, which is a .
This little girl wishes she was somewhere less scary, like in a dark room with a clown holding a machete.