Rex Huppke

Rex Huppke


(VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Narwhal lover. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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Pretty sure Matt Taibbi is tweeting this from an Arby’s parking lot, strung out on Jamocha shakes and horsey sauce.

If people try to intimidate you when you go to vote, the best thing to do is walk inside and vote. Because THAT'S the thing that most intimidates them.

BREAKING: Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake makes strong bid to become Donald Trump's running mate by losing election in embarrassing fashion

Why is this thing still on?

Dear Twitter advertisers and Republicans: Please share your thoughts on the following post. Thanks. - Rex

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To celebrate Black Friday, I put the day’s biggest fan, Capitalism, in a room with the day’s biggest opponent, Common Sense, and told them to start talking. Here’s a transcript of what ensued:

1/ Want to do some good? The 2022 Insult-A-Columnist Holiday Food Drive is in full swing, and you can help. I've teamed up with @FeedingAmerica  this year. You can, as always, donate under team RexRocks or team RexStinks.

Great piece from @johncusack  on the importance of the PRESS Act:

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SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU EXPLAIN WHY CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX OVER THE SOUND OF THIS HURRICANE EXCEEDING THE HIGHEST CATEGORY RANKING!!!

Lindsey Graham began explaining his federal abortion ban legislation by saying: "I picked 15 weeks…" Watching a man say "I picked" as it relates to legislation controlling women's reproductive rights was about the most on-brand Republican move I've seen Vote, folks.

I’ll say this again, the most damning indictment against Judge Amy Coney Barrett right now is that she’s willing to be put on the Supreme Court under these circumstances. It raises enormous questions about her character, ethics and judgment.

Kudos to the designer who made the "M" look like devil horns. We will send you care packages after Trump throws you in prison.

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Holy crap, the comments on the Boy Scouts of America Facebook page are ???.

I feel we’re about two hours away from learning that Herschel Walker actually ran an abortion clinic.

Americans need to prepare themselves physically and emotionally for the very real possibility that Sarah Sanders will stand behind a podium and deny that the president of the United States has a penis that looks like Toad from Mario Kart. There will likely be charts.

So Republicans, who believe tax cuts stimulate economic growth, just voted to block a $50 million tax break for Delta in Georgia because the airline halted its NRA discount. Delta is one of the state's largest employers. These Republicans value guns over their own constituents.

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