Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman


Citizen ???

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Tomorrow it begins in Appleton, Milwaukee and Madison. Then Chicago ❤️ #AllRise  coming to 37 cities, and more in 2020 so need to gripe. Ticket info @offerman_shop 

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The tie knot took a few tries but then I was in.

American Stalwarts and Lovers of Mirth: One more week until the commencement of my all new live show ALL RISE. 7 Brand New Songs!GO to to find your tickets if you are so inclined. More cities coming in 2020🕺🏻 #AllRise 

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Folks I am so proud of my student @JonBoogz and this, his final project for my #FreeStyle  class - Jon you are really feeling it and I think you will do beautiful things with my tutelage! 🕺🏻 (GOL-DANG)

This is a level of audience engagement I can only dream of

@FeministInTexas  Well, it’s been a while since I had to shop for a hammer, as thankfully it’s one modern item that has not become disposable. I love my Estwing, made in , and I’m tickled to see these professional nailers agree:

Not a compass. When it only points straight down, that’s called a plumb bob.

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. our good-hearted show and especially our Leslie Knope represent the opposite of your pro-slaughter agenda - take it down and also please eat shit.

I'm headed to the Sundance#WomensMarch  - ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand if it'll help

I am frequently asked how Ron Swanson would weigh in on this election. I was able to contact a source close to Ron…

Our government has today reaffirmed their stance that they don’t give a shit about women. We men need to remain vocal af about the fact that we do indeed care about and recognize and respect you women and that we will continue to fight for decency for all Americans. #BelieveWomen 

Dear America, Passions will run high 2nite Please take the high road & embrace ur fellow citizens no matter the outcome #AllInThisTogether 

I would grill that child the finest steak she had ever apprehended you turgid dumbass

Hey could someone do a dope coffee table book of all the genius/righteous signs frm #WomensMarch  & proceeds go to @PPact  ? #Please &ThankYou

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