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Minister resigns over lockdown party scandal (in Hong Kong)
My tribute to the great PJ O'Rourke, for @telegraph
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Sorry, but if the English can't be bothered to learn English then they shouldn't be here
Bought a second-hand copy of the Penguin Dictionary of Historical Slang (1937) and it's the finest 10p I ever spent
I ask Nigel Farage why he's taken up cigarettes again. Farage: "I think the doctors have got it wrong on smoking"
The official Civil Service account was only following its instincts
Your periodic reminder that this is the man in charge of Brexit
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