the least naturally gifted ping pong player the world has ever seen
@_Panic__Pilots_ this is what life was like in 2013 - please understand it wouldve been logistically impossible for me to get through a crowd at a show i just played at! im not trying to be defensive i promise this is just so completely false
@healyfeels i really just dont know what i can even say. people are asking me to explain but how can i explain something that i was never involved with in the first place? i truly want to give you what you're asking from me but what more can i say?
What the fucks up. sorry I couldnt finish the encore, but at least I look like two face. thanks for worrying every1 x
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Ashton5SOS congratulations on being so muscular, ruggedly handsome, luscious and getting funnier every day. see you soon
I was lucky enough to ask the love of my life to marry me in the place it all began for us. in the last 3 years she has helped evolve and shape who I am in ways I could never have imagined. I couldn’t ask for anyone better to spend the rest of my life with. I love loving you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND @Calum5SOS HOPE I DONT SEE YOUR PENIS. JK. MAYBE.