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Matt Bellassai
Internet drunk. Writer. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. I write about boys & butts & Beyoncé. Formerly BuzzFeed. Now ~solo~ mattbellassai@gmail.com
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mask on ass up that’s the way i like to... prevent the spread of a wildly contagious and fatal pathogen
i finished the sunday crossword in 17 minutes 31 seconds and it wouldn’t be an accomplishment unless i bragged about it so please clap
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transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life
been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening
whoever invented the “skip intro” button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upon a citizen and it still wouldn’t be enough
it took us 241 years, but america has finally infiltrated the british monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary war can begin
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