seeing a lot of people still struggling with not touching their face, especially in the outside world, so here’s a helpful trick i use: - just don’t

everyone with taste knows “levitating” is the best song on dula peep’s new album and i simply will not hear otherwise

the silver lining of developing a crush during quarantine is that eventually they’ll post something embarrassingly boner-squashing out of boredom and the crush will solve itself

funny how last year the defense department admitted there are UFOs and now we have a conveniently distracting pandemic 🗣 WAKE UP SHEEPLE THERE’S A COLONIAL WOMAN ON THE WING

please know that i won’t have the energy to fake compliment your quarantine DIY haircut

“im so sorry baby im so sorry just close your mouth it’ll be over soon” - me to my phone while i wipe it down with destructive disinfectants

my family knows JUST how to unnecessarily twist the knife LOOK AT THIS SHIT

*closing the shades after keeping them open for a full hour* that’s enough outside for today

not to brag but today i dumped a buncha stuff in a crockpot and pressed on

just finished a full 7-season rewatch of 30 Rock so yes I’m re-starting a full 7-season rewatch of 30 Rock