Matt Bellassai

Matt Bellassai

Internet drunk. Writer. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. I write about boys & butts & Beyoncé. Formerly BuzzFeed. Now ~solo~

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if im in any room with two or more teens, i accept my death as inevitable

happy valentine’s day to harry styles only

me liking all the valentine’s day couples photos on insta

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heads up im planning on being very hot by this summer and yes this is a threat

single on valentine’s day means we’re listening to the first half of lemonade only

im just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him if mustard is on that beat

saw an absolute hero eating an ice cream cone at a bus stop in below freezing weather this morning and it’s that type of bravery that inspires me to wake up in the morning

happy president’s day to MY president only

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at this point i feel physically assaulted by J Lo’s hotness it’s an actual danger to my safety

an uber driver with the same name as a guy who once rejected me? zero stars babe


transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life

@KimKardashian girl what do you have on trump do him next

whoever invented the “skip intro” button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upon a citizen and it still wouldn’t be enough

it took us 241 years, but america has finally infiltrated the british monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary war can begin

happy father’s day to harry styles only

happy 26th birthday to harry styles only

make harry styles a permanent SNL cast member or i riot