if im in any room with two or more teens, i accept my death as inevitable

happy valentine’s day to harry styles only

me liking all the valentine’s day couples photos on insta

heads up im planning on being very hot by this summer and yes this is a threat

single on valentine’s day means we’re listening to the first half of lemonade only

im just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him if mustard is on that beat

saw an absolute hero eating an ice cream cone at a bus stop in below freezing weather this morning and it’s that type of bravery that inspires me to wake up in the morning

happy president’s day to MY president only

at this point i feel physically assaulted by J Lo’s hotness it’s an actual danger to my safety

an uber driver with the same name as a guy who once rejected me? zero stars babe