Depp wins and gets Heard immunity.

First and last time I do acid.

Congratulations to @FAWales  on qualifying for the World Cup. It’s a shame it had to be at the expense of Ukraine, but it’s a wonderful achievement. Well played.

The extraordinary Lionel Messi has scored all 5 of Argentina’s goals tonight. Astonishingly, it’s not his goal scoring that elevates him from the other greats. He’s also as good a passer and dribbler as anyone that’s ever played the game. The Messiah.

England trail and continue to struggle to pass the ball to each other and create anything, while the best passer in English football remains on the bench. That would be @TrentAA  if you weren’t sure.

Attempting to stop people trafficking by doing your own people trafficking is a bizarre concept. You could argue that however awful and exploitative these people traffickers are, at least they’re getting people to go where they want. Our people traffickers, not so much.

If I’d have wished my dad a happy Father’s Day, he’d have said something like “what’s all that bollocks about, son?” Another reason why I miss him.

Whatever your view on the strike, one thing we we can surely agree on (we won’t, obviously) is that Mick Lynch is bloody good.

Good heavens. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Happy Birthday to the greatest player of his time.