Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker

Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. Still flogging spuds. BBC Sport, BT Sport, Walkers, @goalhangerfilms ...Instagram garylineker

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Goodbye 2020, you’ve done your worst, now fuck off....and then fuck off again. 🖕🏻

High praise to the Prime Minister, who said schools were safe, then proving it by shutting them.

It appears highly likely that @AVFCOfficial’s with cup tie with @LFC  will be called off after a Covid outbreak in the Villa camp. I fear football might succumb in the next few weeks. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Just arrived @MarineAFC  for a classic FA Cup tie. 161 places separate them from @SpursOfficial  in the football pyramid. The biggest difference in the competition’s history. Every cliche will be used. @BBCOne  4.30. 👍🏻👍🏻

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Just as Newcastle were about to win their next trophy. Rotten luck.

Look man, that’s a decent finish from Lookman.

Cavani scores proper striker’s goals.

Reports that Frank Lampard will be sacked by @ChelseaFC  today. Utterly ludicrous after his first bad run. It was always going to need time given so many new signings feeling their way into a new club. Patience being a virtue is seldom recognised in this sport. They never learn.

No bigger compliment to @wwfcofficial  than seeing @SpursOfficial  bring on Kane and Son.


After all that Claudio Ranieri has done for Leicester City, to sack him now is inexplicable, unforgivable and gut-wrenchingly sad.

The worst defeat in our history. England beaten by a country with more volcanoes than professional footballers. Well played Iceland.

Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.

Terrific movement from The Queen here. Gets behind the defender, goes one way then cuts back inside. Regal attacking play.

Dear non English football fans. Football’s coming home is a fun song highlighting the lack of success of our football team for decades. No one really thought we’d win it. I totally get why you might think it was arrogance, but it’s more our self deprecatory sense of humour. ??

Does anyone really genuinely think there has ever been a better footballer than Lionel Messi? I mean seriously?

Oh Neymar, there is only one direction to go from @FCBarcelona  and that's backwards.

News that @Ibra_official  has tested positive with Coronavirus. Thoughts are with the virus at this difficult time.

To beat Messi’s 644 goal record, someone will have to score an average of 43 goals a season for 15 years....for one club. 🤯