Caroline Moss

Caroline Moss


I write books for kids & for not kids. I need half a gallon of milk, two bottles of apple juice, a box of hamburger helper, and about two dozen cans of kerosene

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donate to @elizabethfo  @BernieSandersrma  or and encourage others to do the same instead of tweeting about how stupid bloomberg is.

can someone please link me to that article that was about how men only use one towel or own one towel? I think @kellyconaboy  wrote it? I cannot find it

Just so you know I’m still the pastor at Our Lady of Digit church!!!! I got these two messages today (randomly!) Referral link gets you $5:

HOURS before Dan wakes up the small cat cries outside the bedroom door for him...every morning... every day ... all of the time

New episode of “Gee Thanks, Just Bought It!” with guest Erica Leigh Mills! It’s life-bettering stuff for under $10 day and you’re gonna want to hear about ... THE DIAMOND DAZZLER

And the silicone drain plug with a really long name that makes baths better

People in LA really just fly across the freeway with no turn signal!!!!!! 5 lanes going 80mph!!!! Like they’re the only one on the road!

Literally Denise Richards in her first dinner scene on RHOBH when she misunderstood the ladies’ definition of causal

I didn’t know how dirty my rings were until I bought this $8 tide pen but for jewelry called the DIAMOND DAZZLE STICK (and I also didn’t know you could clean your own jewelry for cheap I thought you had to like ~get it professionally cleaned~)

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Bong Joon Ho: and honestly your award show sucks. Fuck all of you. His translator: .... His translator: um...my deep love of movies stems back to the great Martin Scorsese who re

If you go to therapy quote tweet this with the best thing you learned at therapy that way everyone else can get free therapy

It must suck for Rebecca Black to be 2 years early to influencer culture and watch people get rich and famous for videos 1000x dumber than signing a song about the weekend

These Parkland students are doing SO MUCH and they still find the time to own Bill O’Reilly on Twitter

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Homeless man gives woman his $20 because she’s out of gas They raise $400k on gofundme “for him” They withhold the money from him because they claim fear he’d just spend it on drugs They spend the money on themselves

Me at 15: Mom LEAVE ME ALONE!! You’re so annoying!!!!!!!!!!! I’m an adult and i don’t need you for anything!!!!!!!! Me at 32:

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Told my landlord I was leaving for Los Angeles and he’s being very supportive

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