I write books for kids & for not kids. I need half a gallon of milk, two bottles of apple juice, a box of hamburger helper, and about two dozen cans of kerosene
“LA and anyone ordering takeout” means “LA and anyone ordering takeout” so please stop saying “this isn’t just LA” because no fucking shit. Happy thanksgiving back.
excited for the inevitable full season arc of the RHOC women not "getting" how Braunwyn can be gay if she was married to a man and has kids!!
we worked our butts off on these gee thanks! gift guides and then I forgot to tweet them out so here they are, I hope you can find something great.
“Please don’t come see the big iconic Christmas tree in the iconic city during a pandemic. But if you must, then sure, we put up the tree as we always do and it’s open for you to come swing by. But really, please don’t. But, do. Here’s how.”
It must suck for Rebecca Black to be 2 years early to influencer culture and watch people get rich and famous for videos 1000x dumber than signing a song about the weekend