Just realized in 25 years there’s gonna be an American Girl doll who lived through the coronavirus pandemic and her $86 accessories will be a little Nintendo Switch, a tiny thing of Clorox wipes and fake bread that she learned to bake herself from a YouTube video.

Friendly reminder that phase 3 doesn’t mean it’s safer to go to the movies or get your nails done than it was in march, it just means that both the state and federal government don’t care if you die doing it

Is anyone else’s brain so broken that you’re beating yourself up for not being productive enough about work during an unprecedented global pandemic ?? ??

did my order SHIP or did you just create the LABEL

If you go to therapy quote tweet this with the best thing you learned at therapy that way everyone else can get free therapy

I cannot stop thinking about this

Some personal news! As of this morning, an administrative task I put off for four (4) months is now complete; it took me 8 minutes and was painless.

Does your dad pass the Beanchdel test

They should charge to perform at zoom weddings holy shit

California is shutting down again and i'll say it, we should have never reopened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!