David Baddiel

David Baddiel


Jew

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"Take me to a bed, covered in faeces, Tell me on a Sunday please."

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I've banged on in interviews about how live comedy is and will continue to be hit hard by the pandemic, and how government bailouts will go first to other art forms, due to continued downgrading of comedy as such. This makes the problem clearer. Do sign.

The paperback of my last kids book The Taylor Turbochaser is out today. I note adults have gone a bit weird about kids books recently, so I'll leave it to some kids say what they thought.

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Call me crazy, but I'm not sure either of the parties involved is coming across that well from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial.

@GeoffNorcott  @JonathanPieNewsIt  makes a change from people shouting at my breakfast because they feel it's not exactly how they would have arranged their breakfast.

The thing about the crank Left cancelling of Orwell for being a "government snitch" - complex and interesting details here, - is that you know it's really because, 70 years on, they've never forgiven him for Animal Farm and 1984.

@matthaig1  Recently what you’re saying has been demoted by some to “just fragile olds getting upset about people being mean to them on Twitter” which a. completely downgrades the extraordinary level of abuse and b. comes very close, by mainly progressives, to using the term snowflakes.

How anyone can say this after my Tell Me On A Sunday tweet is quite beyond me.

Ron’s reassuring purr may provide you with comfort. Although the last purr on this clip is so loud it tips into a kind of hysteria.

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Well @RealJamesWoods . Beyonce can do what she likes with her body. Trump cannot do what he likes with it or any oth…

It’s just about still coming home.

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I feel I should take the job of Brexit Secretary now. If only so that when I resign, Theresa May can finally be proved right than No Deal is better than a Baddiel.

Please, please, please can one of the journos say to him, "But...having a small child not at school, and one parent being ill...in a pandemic...is *not* exceptional circumstances. It's really fucking unexceptional."

Nice to have the worst father ever tell us what a good father would do.

Whether she knows it or not, "North London metropolitan liberal elite" is alt-right code - shit alt right code - for Jews. My mum was a refugee to this once tolerant country from Nazism. So this son of immigrants says - it's a short lecture - fuck off.

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