In 1979, under a dark sky, eight Germans'>East Germans soared over the West German border in a homemade hot air balloon. Two families fashioned the balloon out of nylon, taffeta and umbrella fabric. The escape reflected East Germans’ desperation to flee Communist rule.
Bigger is better! Germans did broke the world record for their 2600 pound SCHNITZEL!
If you ever wondered how the Germans simply went about their business, now you know.
Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans no longer always win. Previous version is confined to history.
Travel advisory: Germans in Canada should exercise a high degree of empathy. Be nice, don’t gloat, give hugs, buy rounds of hot chocolate. Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer 😱 ❤️ #CANGER
It seems the Germans spend their time practicing football rather than getting tattoos and stupid hair cuts. A lesson for England perhaps.