Andy Richter

Andy Richter


I’m a dad. @richtercommaandy on Instagram

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Always amazed explanation needed. Yes, detective, I’m white, but don’t vote “white”. I vote “prosperity & safety” or “reality-based” or “with an awareness of others”. A vote for Trump was a vote for white male hegemony aka “white people”. Your nuance-deficiency isn’t my concern

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Was on the toilet and heard crunching. And now she’s suddenly very sleepy

“Calling white people out is racist! Just like acknowledgement of oppression is oppressing the oppressor!”

...keep clutching your pearls when someone makes you feel icky about what people that look just like you have done, and nothing will ever change. Or be honest. Know thyself, whitey.

Also, all fun aside, I use the phrase white people, as opposed to white supremacist or white nationalist or right wing or etc., because nobody, ME INCLUDED, should get to think about this stuff while letting themself off the hook. How do YOU benefit, whitey?

One thing I did not anticipate about dog ownership is how much more frequently I would be cleaning my glasses

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On the same night that racists are carrying torches in Charlottesville I see this tweet. Choose well what kind of human you're going to be.

Oh really? Well “go fuck yourself” is a directive.

Imagine getting on Twitter today to argue with people that nothing needs to change. Imagine using your time today to argue that your hobby is more important than 17 people who were murdered in a high school.

Wow. Look at all these countries that don't have any mentally ill people

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You know what’s the worst, most boring kind of comedy? The kind where older white men are angry that older white men can’t do or say whatever the fuck they want anymore.

It's a great time to be alive if you're dumb and mean

To every person in media saying “Democrats’ over-reaction to Trump’s racism could cost them votes” as opposed to “Trump’s obvious racism will cost him votes”: what is wrong with you?

Roy Moore not conceding reminds me of something I’ve noticed: a certain kind of white man, having grown used to creating realities to his liking, when confronted with a reality not to his liking tantrums like a goddamned baby

When they say "nothing could have prevented this," remember they mean nothing but laws that have lowered gun deaths in other countries.

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