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John Cleese
Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://t.co/16QGv879Ew
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One man stands between us and a return to ethical behaviour in AmericaRupert Murdoch... ...who has never done anything that would diminish his power Over to you, God
It's good to see that Tucker Carlson considers that Trump's call to the Ukraine is ' like much of his behaviour, pretty over the top ' Nice phrase, that I guess you could apply it to Pearl Harbor, too
Very happy to accept an award at the 23rd German Comedy Awards, as documented by these very silly photos:
I read that the White House claims that the impeachment process is an attempt to overturn the result of the 2016 election I think the White House is attempting to overturn the result of the 2018 election
The poor man goes crazier and crazier, but the evangelists still support him What must Christ think of their ludicrous version of His teachings ?
President Trump points out that some Kurds didn't help us in World War 2 Perhaps it was because they had bone spurs Or doctors who said they had them...
When Green Berets declare themselves 'ashamed' of a President's foreign policy...even the Evangelicals should take notice...
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Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut And now, the weather...
Nice moment at the theatre in Innsbruck last night... Just before I went on, I asked a stage manager " Will this audience know me better from Monty Python or Fawlty Towers ? " He replied "I don't know. I've never heard of you "
One should never forget the first principle of the old KGB " Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing "
Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy
I would like 2016 to be the year when people remembered that science is a method of investigation,and NOT a belief system
I try not to brag too much, but I have just heard wonderful news ! I made a speech recently at the Banqueting House in Westminster Since then, the organisers have received a number of complaints from people who attended it And...........they were ALL from Trump supporters !!
Dear Twits I wish you all a Happy Christ's Birthday Anniversary, regardless of your culture, class, religious orientation, sexual preference, or race, provided only that you don't vote next year for the delusional five-year-old currently destroying everything I love about the USA
MSNBC just gave a precise explanation of Trump's thinking: 'He views The Rule of Law as presidential harassment' To comprehend this, remember Trump's life is built on the premise that there are no rules that apply to him. He even cheats at golf Everything follows from that
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