John Cleese

John Cleese

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app

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Trump Republicans are realising they are toast No sweeter sound than the patter of tiny paws, as they leave the sinking ship

Still trying to understand recent changes... If I decide to identify as a woman, does that mean that my wife would be in a same-sex marriage ?

There's something almost touching about the sight of President Donald Trump entering the final phase of his courageous battle against reality

Here is an advert I did with @Specsavers  We had a bit of fun shooting it!

I signed my name this morning I got all the letters in the right order, and I also got one of the capital letters right I 'aced' it

The legend Heaven's response to lockdown.

tweet picture was too embarrassing for us to play sexy ! She was so good that she became a regular member of our Repertory Company, along with Rita Davies, Ian Davidson, Neil Innes, Terence Bayler, Sue Jones-Davies, Gwen Taylor,John Young, Bernard McKenna and the Fred Tomlinson Singers


Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

Can this be right ? If a Democrat is President, lying about a blow-job is grounds for impeachment If a Republican is President, betraying his country's defence policy again Russia...isn't What am I missing here ?

Just heard about Terry J It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have faded so gently away... Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of 'Life of Brian'. Perfection Two down, four to go

Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest

So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut And now, the weather...

Boris Johnson's refusal to publish the report on Russian infiltration is beyond disgraceful If he suppresses it, it is clearly because it reflects badly on his party, and will affect the way people vote If he doesn't publish soon, please don't vote for him

One should never forget the first principle of the old KGB " Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing "

I'm very confused about toppling statues... The Greeks, whose civilisation has long been admired in the West, believed that in the Ancient World, a cultured society was only possible if it was based on slavery So should we be getting rid of statues of Socrates and Aristotle ?

I'm not advocating uncontrolled panicking. If you panic for more than a couple of hours, you will exhaust yourself and you may well not have to energy to panic later, when you really feel you have to So try about 20 minutes panicking at 11.00 am, and then another spell at 6.00pm

The BBC's website refers to my 'fury' I think my comments were quite measured and moderate So why would the BBC refer to them as my 'fury' ? Because it will get them a few more 'clicks' This sort of thing happens when marketing executives and tabloid journalists take charge