Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://t.co/16QGv879Ew
Very happy to accept an award at the 23rd German Comedy Awards, as documented by these very silly photos:
I read that the White House claims that the impeachment process is an attempt to overturn the result of the 2016 election I think the White House is attempting to overturn the result of the 2018 election
The poor man goes crazier and crazier, but the evangelists still support him What must Christ think of their ludicrous version of His teachings ?
Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
Nice moment at the theatre in Innsbruck last night... Just before I went on, I asked a stage manager " Will this audience know me better from Monty Python or Fawlty Towers ? " He replied "I don't know. I've never heard of you "
Dear Twits I wish you all a Happy Christ's Birthday Anniversary, regardless of your culture, class, religious orientation, sexual preference, or race, provided only that you don't vote next year for the delusional five-year-old currently destroying everything I love about the USA