Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://t.co/16QGv879Ew
Has anyone seen anything in the British Press about the story below ?
In New York for Thanksgiving, and reading a lot of pieces about it It appears that what the Puritans were giving thanks for was the fact that they had guns, and the indigenous peoples didn't This is symbolised by turkeys having no right to bear arms
This jibe, from a man whose only talent is self-promotion, remind me of an exchange some years ago... PM: When are you going to be funny again, Cleese ? It's been a long time JC: When are you going to be talented ? It's been a lifetime
President Trump needs to be told that ALL the world leaders are two-faced in dealing with him The first face is for pretending that they think he's a stable genius The second is for dealing with reality, the moment he's gone
Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
Boris Johnson's refusal to publish the report on Russian infiltration is beyond disgraceful If he suppresses it, it is clearly because it reflects badly on his party, and will affect the way people vote If he doesn't publish soon, please don't vote for him
Nice moment at the theatre in Innsbruck last night... Just before I went on, I asked a stage manager " Will this audience know me better from Monty Python or Fawlty Towers ? " He replied "I don't know. I've never heard of you "
Dear Twits I wish you all a Happy Christ's Birthday Anniversary, regardless of your culture, class, religious orientation, sexual preference, or race, provided only that you don't vote next year for the delusional five-year-old currently destroying everything I love about the USA