Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://t.co/16QGv879Ew
Having dispensed with shame, most Republican senators now don't even be bother to be hypocritical
Repost by @montypython Today we're remembering the late, great Terry J on what would have been his 79th birthday. A man of so many talents. Which Terry J character is your favourite? #montypython
Discussing age, political correctness, and religion with @billmaher on his program @RealTimers Sadly not much has changed except my age. Full clip
Do you remember when Galileo asked the Catholic philosophers to look through his new telescope to see the craters on the moon...and they said " We don't need to look because we know that they are not there ' ? It's pitiful that so many Republicans can't face reality
Have any of you ever been forced to apologize to a Vulgarian before? A 🐠 Called Wanda
I am told by someone who understands social media that, as 70% of my Twits are in North America, some get miffed when I tweet about cricket or the UK Press or Leighton Buzzard, and they then punish me by unfollowing me ! I'd like to wish farewell to these dullard plebs 'Bye !
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With the benefit of hindsight, would you say that the Nuremberg Trials were divisive ?
Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut And now, the weather...
Boris Johnson's refusal to publish the report on Russian infiltration is beyond disgraceful If he suppresses it, it is clearly because it reflects badly on his party, and will affect the way people vote If he doesn't publish soon, please don't vote for him
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