John Cleese

John Cleese

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app

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Having dispensed with shame, most Republican senators now don't even be bother to be hypocritical

Repost by @montypython  Today we're remembering the late, great Terry J on what would have been his 79th birthday. A man of so many talents. Which Terry J character is your favourite? #montypython 

Discussing age, political correctness, and religion with @billmaher  on his program @RealTimers  Sadly not much has changed except my age. Full clip

Do you remember when Galileo asked the Catholic philosophers to look through his new telescope to see the craters on the moon...and they said " We don't need to look because we know that they are not there ' ? It's pitiful that so many Republicans can't face reality

Have any of you ever been forced to apologize to a Vulgarian before? A 🐠 Called Wanda

Just a reminder to stop taking it all so seriously. Be silly today!

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I am told by someone who understands social media that, as 70% of my Twits are in North America, some get miffed when I tweet about cricket or the UK Press or Leighton Buzzard, and they then punish me by unfollowing me ! I'd like to wish farewell to these dullard plebs 'Bye !


Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

With the benefit of hindsight, would you say that the Nuremberg Trials were divisive ?

Can this be right ? If a Democrat is President, lying about a blow-job is grounds for impeachment If a Republican is President, betraying his country's defence policy again Russia...isn't What am I missing here ?

Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest

Just heard about Terry J It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have faded so gently away... Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of 'Life of Brian'. Perfection Two down, four to go

So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut And now, the weather...

One should never forget the first principle of the old KGB " Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing "

Boris Johnson's refusal to publish the report on Russian infiltration is beyond disgraceful If he suppresses it, it is clearly because it reflects badly on his party, and will affect the way people vote If he doesn't publish soon, please don't vote for him

Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy

I'm not advocating uncontrolled panicking. If you panic for more than a couple of hours, you will exhaust yourself and you may well not have to energy to panic later, when you really feel you have to So try about 20 minutes panicking at 11.00 am, and then another spell at 6.00pm