John Cleese

John Cleese


Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://t.co/16QGv879Ew

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Watch this. It's unbelievable

Social distancing at the Cleese household! 🐈

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And now for something completely different that cannot be unseen! @stupidmashups  #influencer 

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To my American friends, I will see you on tour this fall! Several shows are already nearly booked, so make sure you go to in advance to secure your tickets!

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The Sheraton Gateway Hotel at Toronto Airport has asked me to tell them about my latest stay there Certainly It was appalling. Massive reconstruction - which they keep quiet about on their website - hopelessly bad signage throughout, no food of any kind at all....

They say 'Travel broadens the mind' That's why people who've never been anywhere are so sure their way of life is the best They know their country is the greatest although they've never seen another

I love this photo. Behind the scenes of Time Bandits. What's your favourite line in the film?

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I read that Pox News is 'framing' Joe Biden as an 'evil tyrant' No The 'evil tyrant' is Rupert Murdoch, who is deliberately prolonging the Covid emergency He is a truly evil being, who thinks nothing of causing deaths to enhance his power

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Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

With the benefit of hindsight, would you say that the Nuremberg Trials were divisive ?

Just heard about Terry J It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have faded so gently away... Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of 'Life of Brian'. Perfection Two down, four to go

I would like to announce that President Trump has gone mad ( That's 'mad' in the English sense, as in 'King George III went mad, walked up to a tree in Richmond Park, and addressed it as the King of Prussia )

I'm not advocating uncontrolled panicking. If you panic for more than a couple of hours, you will exhaust yourself and you may well not have to energy to panic later, when you really feel you have to So try about 20 minutes panicking at 11.00 am, and then another spell at 6.00pm

I'm very confused about toppling statues... The Greeks, whose civilisation has long been admired in the West, believed that in the Ancient World, a cultured society was only possible if it was based on slavery So should we be getting rid of statues of Socrates and Aristotle ?

The BBC's website refers to my 'fury' I think my comments were quite measured and moderate So why would the BBC refer to them as my 'fury' ? Because it will get them a few more 'clicks' This sort of thing happens when marketing executives and tabloid journalists take charge

Sadly, those of you who need to hear this the most are too stupid to realize I'm talking directly to you. #johncleese  #stupid  #people 

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