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another day
Another day
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choose life or death
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please the bastards ticketmaster
Please @ the bastards @Ticketmaster
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oh sorry u dont want to see progress
Oh sorry u don’t want to see progress
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its a happy friday fam markets poppin its the middle of summer unemployment low af global poverty plummeting b
ITS A HAPPY FRIDAY FAM

MARKETS POPPIN

ITS THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER

UNEMPLOYMENT LOW AF

GLOBAL POVERTY PLUMMETING

BASEBALL SZN

BRITISH OPEN NEXT WEEK

STRAIGHT UP CAT FIGHTS GOING ON IN CONGRESS

DONNY SHITTING ON CRYPTO

U SHOULD STILL BE FRUGAL AF THIS WEEKEND

DRAKE STILL 🗑
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buy up bitcoin you resistance obsessives to own trump and his system of fiat currency and crony capitalism and
Buy up bitcoin you resistance obsessives to own trump and his system of fiat currency and crony capitalism and endless wars financed by fractional reserve banking!!!!!
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the krassenstein bros would so hype up bitcoin right now if they were still alive rip
The Krassenstein bros would SO hype up bitcoin right now if they were still alive #RIP
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this is gold
This is gold 😂😭😂

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you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about
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in recognition of karl marx s 200th birthday tomorrow here is a list of history s most successful and influent
IN RECOGNITION OF KARL MARX'S 200TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW HERE IS A LIST OF HISTORY'S MOST SUCCESSFUL AND INFLUENTIAL MARXIST COUNTRIES:

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whats up with the midwest tho educated and drunk asfffffff
WHATS UP WITH THE MIDWEST THO? EDUCATED AND DRUNK ASFFFFFFF
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grammy wins macklemore 4 tupac 0 notorious big 0 led zeppelin 0 jimi hendrix 0 bob marley 0 snoop dogg 0 beach
Grammy wins:

Macklemore: 4
Tupac: 0
Notorious BIG: 0
Led Zeppelin: 0
Jimi Hendrix: 0
Bob Marley: 0
Snoop Dogg: 0
Beach Boys: 0
The Who: 0
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cash rules everything around me except when other assets provide higher risk adjusted yields controlling for l
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career grammy wins tupac 0 notorious big 0 jimi hendrix 0 bob marley 0 snoop dogg 0 bob marley 0 nas 0 the who
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18yo can i drink booze govt nah that s dangerous n illegal 18yo how bout 100k of debt for an unmarketable degr
18YO: can I drink booze?

GOVT: nah that's dangerous n illegal

18YO: how bout $100K of debt for an unmarketable degree

GOVT: we got u fam
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with respect to black friday most of the shit u wanna buy u dont even need 50 off of a depreciating asset is s
WITH RESPECT TO BLACK FRIDAY MOST OF THE SHIT U WANNA BUY U DONT EVEN NEED. 50% OFF OF A DEPRECIATING ASSET IS STILL MONEY BEST SAVED/INVESTED FOR LONG TERM CAPITAL GAINZ OR EXTRA SECURITY IN CASE NEXT RECESSION FUCKS U UP HARD OK
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in recognition of karl marx s 198th birthday here is a list of history s most successful and influential marxi
IN RECOGNITION OF KARL MARX'S 198TH BIRTHDAY HERE IS A LIST OF HISTORY'S MOST SUCCESSFUL AND INFLUENTIAL MARXIST COUNTRIES:

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idiots
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Total(1) => 0.27305793762207 f_f_QM(2) => 0.12125182151794 indS(2) => 0.052566051483154 indM(2) => 0.064754962921143 indM_1(2) => 0.0060570240020752 indM_2(2) => 0.002129077911377 indM_4(2) => 0.0084669589996338 indM_5(2) => 0.0056338310241699 indM_6(2) => 0.0022830963134766 indM_7(2) => 0.004626989364624 indM_8(2) => 0.0017719268798828 indM_9(2) => 0.016775131225586 indM_10(2) => 0.016680002212524 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.14972710609436 f_f_dT(20) => 0.14946365356445