It's hot. I don't blame him. http://t.co/lIqIXhfM3z
It's hot. I don't blame him. http://t.co/lIqIXhfM3z
Latest Scoops
When the pizza man is at the door!

https://t.co/GKg8xtGyvr
After a long week I'm like...

https://t.co/ko8jdmvn3U
How is "because she'll make you Bagel Bites" not on this list???

https://t.co/EtzwK9dwlb
Clever girl!
We're surprised Floyd Mayweather isn't in this list. https://t.co/XMh9Vdhlqm
When you see your waiter walking out with your food...
Thank you, internet. https://t.co/AQKj900MBh
Sometimes it's all you need...
Asking the internet to roast you is like throwing your self esteem into a wood chipper. https://t.co/E26eZ7sTbz
Badum ching!
RT to save the world from dumb MF
C'mon...it's for charity.

https://t.co/h3XXvgsUJB
This will make your Thursday better...

https://t.co/YmiSHURg7l
Like a deer caught in boob shaped headlights. https://t.co/ZXLfak2CYN
Do I regret it?

Yes.

Would I do it again?

Probably.
Two types of dudes
Never Tinder without being armed with a good comeback. https://t.co/BhUM3IZYXL
lol perfect!
Total(1) => 0.2445809841156 f_u_GN(1) => 0.0015640258789062 f_f_dT(31) => 0.040989637374878 f_f_QM(2) => 0.19779801368713 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.040706872940063 f_u_GLN(1) => 0.21153998374939 indS(1) => 0.012804985046387 indM(1) => 0.17048692703247 indM_1(20) => 0.16932845115662