Justin Paterno

Justin Paterno

COO @StockTwits. Mentor @techstars. Tar Heel. Love good music, great food, and bad jokes.

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Netflix & Chill: Lets stay in and have basic sex Amazon & Chill: Wasnt looking for sex but it was available HBO Go & Chill: We planned to have sex but both were asleep by 8:30 Disney+ & Chill: Dress up like Elsa and tie me to a twin bed in a Wookiee mask. Safe word is Gepetto.

They missed such a great opportunity to name this Gmoney

It’s funny to think that if a few different decisions were made in the mid-00’s early 10’s, we’d all be talking about MTV+ right now.

I’ve seen a few comments on the challenge Disney+ faces to expand content beyond kids and fanboys/girls. I think a bigger risk is beating these franchises to death and pissing off the fanboys/girls.

It’s crazy how much cell phone service sucks these days. It’s actually getting worse.

So happy to be in a town that supports the McRib

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I feel like if you name your product Snake Oil, it has to be great.

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There’s no better way to signal that you don’t subscribe to the “mainstream” financial beliefs but you’re not some crazy ideologue than sharing a Howard Marks letter.

Any US tech firm who looks to China to shape strategy is being naive. A country that wants to control everything is obviously much happier when all major economic and political interactions happen in only a few places.

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Marketing isn’t an organization, it’s an activity that happens throughout the org which many should own pieces of.


Equifax: you missed a cc payment 3 yrs ago. How irresponsible. Good luck buying a home Also, Equifax: Your SSN's were hacked. Shit happens

When asked what it feels like to be the best guitarist alive, Eric Clapton said, "I don't know. Ask Prince."

Twitter should raise and lower the character limit based on how noisy it gets, like the Fed. Oscars - 20 characters Monday 3am - 10,000

This isn’t a market sell off. It’s a December to Remember Sale.

For $1000, this phone better come with at least four U2 albums.

Imagine waiting all year for your birthday and Facebook is down. How is anybody supposed to know you were ever born?

This is all part of Obama's plan to get his hands on that Wu Tang album.

Crypto traders are jumping out of windows that they built in Minecraft.

Releasing your tax returns is the billionaire selfie.