happy 50th to this beautiful mother punker skater humanitarian and tender missionary from the underworld thank
Happy 50th to this beautiful mother, punker, skater, humanitarian and tender missionary from the underworld. Thank you for our wonderful life of adventure & chaos. And special thanks to @float_land for creating my very ambitious gift of emulating our house & kids (& dog) in VR.
thanks for all the bday wishes and happy mothers day to the hardest working people out there we appreciate you
Thanks for all the bday wishes and Happy Mother’s Day to the hardest working people out there. We appreciate you even though we may not show it enough. Hug/visit/call your mom today because tomorrow holds no promises. Here is my mom - smart & sassy - before Alzheimer’s stole her.
at rental car agency cant find my name on the monitor to find my car go inside amp wait in line finally get to
At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, agent sees me & says “you really are Tony Hawk” Me: um, yes. I was looking for my name outside on the list Him: “I deleted it because I thought it was fake”
pulling up to drive through window girl starts to read back my order and stops herself youre tony hawk me yes
Pulling up to drive-through window, girl starts to read back my order and stops herself: “you’re Tony Hawk?” me: yes her: “can I tell everyone?” me: I suppose her: “yo, we got Tony Hawk at the window!” voice from kitchen: “Who?”
woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead who s skateboard is this it s blocking my bag me that s
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's mine, you can pass it here her: "It's yours? You ride it? me: yes her: "Are you any good at it?" me: sometimes her: cackles maniacally, exits plane
guy approaches me while standing in line at coffee shop in cancun him my friend says you are a famous person i
Guy approaches me while standing in line at coffee shop in Cancún. Him: my friend says you are a famous person. Is that true? Me: that depends on your definition of fame Him: will you show up on Google if I search your name? Me: yes Him (typing into phone): you are Tony Stark?
tsa agent staring intently im trying to figure out who you look like before checking your id me ok tsa that cy
TSA agent (staring intently): I’m trying to figure out who you look like before checking your ID. Me: ok TSA: that cyclist Armstrong! Nearby agent: that ain’t Lance Armstrong Me: he’s right TSA: oh you look like that skateboarder (checks ID). Same last name too! Crazy! Me: crazy