I lose a pair of sunglasses. I think “they'll turn up.” For forty days and nights I wait, remaining vigilant, knowing they are at home somewhere. On Day 41, I crack and I buy new sunglasses. On Day 42, I find the old pair. Anyone relate to this?
Q. How many 93-year-olds can silence a crowd of 50,000 people seventy years younger? A. Just the one.
This ... is incredible. American televangelist Kenneth Copeland never foresaw that buying a private jet with money raised by his church would prompt difficult questions. Reporter does an AMAZING job. The man actually looks unhinged.
This is really strange. Donald Trump announces that he is "building a wall in Colorado, a really big one, that you can't get over, you can't get under." But Colorado has no border with Mexico. WATCH THE PRESENTER'S REACTION!
Politest cab driver in the world right here. No words for the piece of human litter on the back seat.
My brilliant neighbour Joey is a mental health nurse. Last night her bike was stolen. It turned up on Gumtree - but when she gave police the name and address of the thief, they said they couldn't help because her investigative work would make it entrapment. This is NUTS.