Darcy Michael

Darcy Michael


“Darcy Michael Goes to Church” on @CraveCanada https://t.co/lVMISD8kzM “Family Highs” on iTunes https://t.co/WkRzRPv93J DICK PICS: https://t.co/WruYKWmgN6

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everyone at the gym probably thinks Im here working off last nights pizza... But little do they know I'm here working off this mornings pizza.

Heads up! According the extremely loud speaker phone conversation someone is having within 15 miles of my house "Karen is going to be late"

“Oh this costume? It’s called Seasonal Affective Disorder. I just threw it together”

West coast! 10pm on @HBO  - watch my baby daddy @Daniel_Sloss’s new special. You’ll love it but for fuck sake don’t tell him how much cuz he’s unbearable these days. Kisses!!

There are two types of people in the world: ones that smile at a puppy and those that are dead to me.

I love being a stay at home dad. Especially ever since our daughter moved out.

Had feelings today but then I put Doritos on a sandwich and guess what? COULDNT HEAR THE FEELINGS OVER THE CRUNCHING* *crying

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Did you know that in Canada you can text 686868 if you’re feeling depressed or suicidal and a crisis worker will text you back immediately and will continue to text with you. Many people don’t like talking on the phone, so this is a great free alternative. #reachout 

47 years ago Canada lead the world with these simple worlds. Happy World Pride. Go get your bedroom on

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I remember yelling at my grade 10 English teacher that we would see cannabis legalized in our lifetime. He was adamant it wouldn’t happen. Turns out we were both right. RIP Mr Wilson#CannabisLegalization 

My husband, daughter and I decided this year we’d take all our Xmas money and, instead of gifts, we’d build 50 backpacks with blankets, socks and toiletries for a LGBTQ homeless youth org in vancouver. Best Xmas yet.

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A straight pride parade happens every day that you can walk down the street holding your partners hand without fear. In the meantime go fuck yourself and your privilege.

"NO ONE RESPECTS WOMEN MORE THAN ME" 26 minutes later "SUCH A NASTY WOMAN" #debatenight 

The first day my parents talked to me about depression was the first day I realized I wasn't alone. Talk. Research. Fight it. #BellLetsTalk 

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