Scott Bixby

Scott Bixby


?️ National Reporter, The Daily Beast. Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch ‘The McLaughlin Group’?

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Folks, he did not get in.

Former President Trump is suing a Pulitzer-winning team of reporters for revealing his years of tax avoidance, and his niece for helping them. “I think he is a fucking loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can,” said Mary Trump.

A person with knowledge of the negotiations, responding to a flippant Norm Macdonald quote texted by a reporter, said, “I don’t disagree.” “I say shut down DCA and don’t let members leave the complex until something is worked out.” @sambrodey  and me:

Explained the trillion-dollar coin to my husband and now he’s singing “Debt coin! Nananananananana debt coin!” to the tune of the old ‘Batman’ theme song.

“When you have a pissing match between progressives and moderates, you need an adult in the room!” “He needs to tell us what the lines in the sand are.” “I say shut down DCA and don’t let members leave the complex until something is worked out.”

Has anyone figured out how to put on a mask while holding an umbrella without blinding yourself or a bystander?

The LuLaRoe documentary is basically ‘Succession’ but cheugy.

“We decided to flip a coin. One of us would stay in Mexico and the other one in the U.S.” Mass confusion over whether Haitians will be welcomed onto American soil or deported to a failed state is forcing people in Del Rio to make impossible decisions.

Long-simmering criticism of the Biden administration’s immigration policies has taken on a new dimension, with civil rights groups and lawmakers increasingly concerned that the treatment of Haitian asylum seekers reinforces anti-Black racism.

“It would be better at this point to get rid of the fennec ears. Normal human socializing is impossible with them. But even if you leave the room, you can’t unhear what you’ve heard. This is what the Internet has become.”

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This is a brilliant use of graphics.

Eartha Kitt had to flee the hemisphere for ten years because she criticized the Vietnam War at a White House luncheon. She was blacklisted from Hollywood with the help of the CIA, which wrote a dossier calling her “a sadistic nymphomaniac.” That’s cancel culture.

Oh my god Lord Buckethead’s political manifesto I’m screaming

The private Twitter account of a newly promoted campaign staffer indicates that despite his condemnation of online harassment, some of Bernie Sanders’ most toxic support is coming from inside the house. My latest:

“The shooting where my son was murdered protecting his students was not a ‘false flag.’ It was not staged. It really happened. Do not trivialize my son Scott’s sacrifice to save his students for your own political gain… HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF DECENCY??”

Elite disabled athletes were aware of Madison Cawthorn long before he ran for office — because his Instagram was a running joke. “We would share whatever posts he put up and be like, ‘Look at what batshit thing he said about the Paralympics this week.”

The first confirmed COVID-19 case in China can be traced back to November 17. Today is COVID-19’s birthday.

Granting statehood to D.C. is the right thing to do and it would also give us this bomb-ass flag.

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