How come people that are so sanctimonious about unborn life can be so lacking in compassion for actual living people?

British youths! Good luck with your A-levels, but don't take it too seriously. I've got none and still married a pop star.

I'm knackered - but what a great night. #Eurovision 

Hey @TheSunNewspaper , @rupertmurdoch  I'm gonna sue you and give the money to #NewEraEstate  and JFT96

I got some money suing The S*n who lied about me. I am making a donation to the #JFT96  campaign. A tiny piece of justice.

Try not to be distracted. I'm not important. Don't let them distract you.

How many hours a day do you spend on your phone?!

That bloke's a nut. A nut who happens to be Muslim. Blaming Muslims for this is like blaming Hitler's mustache for the holocaust.

I don't normally endorse voting but please vote for me on #Eurovision  tonight. #Austria 

Suarez! Your teeth are already prominent, stop biting people! It's like @GaryLineker  attacking people with his ears.