Richard Osman

Richard Osman


You know, that guy from that thing. All enquiries to lucyp@zeppotron.com

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The birthday card that says it all. #50th 

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Not that I've been drinking or anything, but you're all my best mate #HappyBirthday 

Cola is the best flavour of sweets, then lemon, then cherry.

We've earned that win this season. Reward for some consistent performances. Defence solid, Reed and Anguissa quality, Lookman a game-winner. Some great buys, and Scotty putting a real team together. #ffc  #COYW 

Can't believe I haven't been asked. How much MORE sensible do you need me to be?

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I try not to tweet political opinions, but as it’s my birthday allow me just one. The Tories do want to sell off the NHS. Not in one go, just bit by bit until it’s unrecognisable. You’ll turn up one day and there will be a priority waiting room. They’ve always been open about it.

We're being taken for absolute mugs. Our parents, our kids, our carers, our health workers, every one of us. It's such a sad day.

If you can't do your job without bullying people then you can't do your job.

A woman on 'Deal Or No Deal' told us she needed £15k for IVF treatment. George Michael secretly phoned the next day and gave her the £15k.

People still congregating in busy spaces saying ‘it’s the Dunkirk sprit’, need to understand that in this scenario they’re actually being the Luftwaffe.

I don’t think we can ever really say this enough, but if you’re an NHS worker just coming off shift, or about to go on shift, you have the gratitude of an entire nation. Sending you love and strength and thanks beyond words. None of this will be forgotten.

This government U turn was originally a B turn.

After four months of not being able to go to the pub, it's been so lovely, finally, to not go to the pub out of choice.

The 6 year-old son of a colleague has just drawn this. He has offered no explanation for it.

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Stop engaging with idiots online. Your response is the only oxygen they have.

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