RainnWilson

RainnWilson


I co-created @SoulPancake, @LideHaiti and my son, Walter.

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Can I borrow your chain for an audition? Playing a pimp.

I miss the days when there was an uproar because Obama wore a tan suit.

Go see Parasite. It’s jaw-dropping. Comedy/tragedy/action/horror/social commentary all in one. #Parasite  #KoreanFilm 

When you think about it what really is the difference between a muffin and cake?

Apparently someone named @TerryCarnation  is the host of Radio Rental, a new podcast from @paynelindsey . @radiorentalusa 

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My heart goes out to the students of USC. Multiple deaths this semester from suicide and drug overdose. PLEASE ask for help. You are not alone.

I think all these wackadoodle conspiracy theories are being spread by the lizard people controlling the government via those fluoride chem trails.

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FACT: The Office first aired 14 years ago today.

RIP Hugh Dane, aka Hank the security guard. He was one of the greats. So kind, funny, talented. We will all miss him. Donations can be made in his name to:

I have decided to enter the race for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination. So has my friend Gary. Also our cleaning woman, Cheryl. & my uncle Ronnie. & all the guys on my over 40 tennis team. Plus the entire cast of the Office minus Creed.

When I see a dog I say “Hello dog.” When I see a cat I say “Hello cat.” When I see a cow I say “Hello cow.” When I see a chicken I say “Hello chicken.” When I see a human I quickly avoid eye contact & hope they don’t talk to me.

Thinking about going on the Masked Singer. Think they’ll recognize me?

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The metamorphosis of Jesus Christ from a humble servant of the abject poor to a symbol that stands for gun rights, prosperity theology, anti-science, limited government (that neglects the destitute) and fierce nationalism is truly the strangest transformation in human history.

Did this ‘Arizona Man’ also learn how to harvest organs?

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When are we all going to admit that the biggest threat to Americans, terrorist or not, is ANGRY, WHITE MEN with guns?

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