I co-created @SoulPancake, @LideHaiti and my son, Walter.

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Fascinating (and devastating) article about upcoming mass migrations in US due to climate change:

So as we’re hitting 200k dead in the US... how many of those who said that the virus was some kind of hoax have come forward to apologize?

The latest conspiracy theory: OREGON FOREST FIRES SET BY ANTIFA AND BLM. A symptom of the complete unraveling of the social fabric. @NickKristof 

Go to @WhenWeAllVote  and join the movement by learning how to get registered and ready to vote by making YOUR voting plan. Support #whenweallvote ’s mission!

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In case you’d like to read some actual science with facts and data about sea level rise:

Lesson from my Dad: “Be creative all the time.”

PROUD BOYS ARE PSYCHED!!! "President Trump told the proud boys to stand by because someone needs to deal with ANTIFA... well sir! we're ready!!” - Some Racist Fucking Idiot.

Not sure why this isn’t front page news. The underbelly of the intersection of capitalism and health care - the rich get richer and the poor get sicker: #LeonardGreenAndPartners 

I WON!!! In 2009 I won the Emmy! Not Jeremy Piven! It was RIGGED!!! The TV academy liked me better but the DOMINION voting machines were programmed by HUGE fans of Entourage! #MillionDwightMarch 

Wait, I’m confused. Who won the election?


FACT: The Office first aired 14 years ago today.

RIP Hugh Dane, aka Hank the security guard. He was one of the greats. So kind, funny, talented. We will all miss him. Donations can be made in his name to:

America has become the Florida of the world.

I really can't speak for the guy but I think Jesus would have worn a mask.

You want a REAL CONSPIRACY, people? Think about this: the world started going to shit at EXACTLY the same time it was announced THE OFFICE was leaving @netflix .

When I see a dog I say “Hello dog.” When I see a cat I say “Hello cat.” When I see a cow I say “Hello cow.” When I see a chicken I say “Hello chicken.” When I see a human I quickly avoid eye contact & hope they don’t talk to me.

Thinking about going on the Masked Singer. Think they’ll recognize me?

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I have decided to enter the race for the 2020 Democratic Presidential Nomination. So has my friend Gary. Also our cleaning woman, Cheryl. & my uncle Ronnie. & all the guys on my over 40 tennis team. Plus the entire cast of the Office minus Creed.