Quentin Hardy

Quentin Hardy


Deputy Tech Editor, The New York Times. Tweets are my own, even the ones with the serial numbers filed off.

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Maybe when this is all over we could solve the debt crisis by having Treasury put you-know-who on the $3 bill. Maybe sell them for $5.

Nothing could make me give up Satan Worship faster than having Joe Biden show up at my Black Mass, palling around and hugging people.

Jesus, 2020, you don't waste a minute.

Approaching Talmudic-disputation level in my house: Nectarines are scientifically peaches, without fuzz. Look it up. But peaches cannot be fuzzy nectarines.

This place is mighty quick to judge the actions of wild boars, I’ll say that.

From a 1944 OSS sabotage manual, how to destroy an organization (h/t @swcrisis .) Some things don’t change.

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It would be cool if he picked Hiliary for VP, for the reaction from You-Know-Who.

"A set of models that provide projections of COVID-19 cases, deaths, ICU utilization, ventilator availability, and other metrics over the next 14 days for U.S. counties and states."

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"If Trump is elected, in little more than a year people will be smashing coffee makers in support of child molesters!" -Kicking myself over deleting that prediction.

In an astonishing coincidence, under the Nazi Nuremberg laws,only someone with four German grandparents could be considered German. #MAGA 

If the NSA is correct, there will be a suit to invalidate the election.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag, carrying a cross, and asking you to take this quiz to see which Scooby Doo character you are.

How anonymized contact tracing works.

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Who even asked this goddam question and why?

Could anyone be better remembered?

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