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dont let me tweet more i am asleep now
dont let me tweet more I am asleep now
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guess you could say got didnt stick the kings landing
guess you could say GOT didn’t stick the king’s landing
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wheres the dragon ltshrugsgt dunno he left
“where’s the dragon??”
<shrugs> “dunno, he left”
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feel like my sixth grade science class was more concerned when our class bird got loose than all those folks w
feel like my sixth grade science class was more concerned when our class bird got loose than all those folks were about an actual missing dragon
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i hope gratuitous nudity is okay feel like it was barely in this season
i hope Gratuitous Nudity is okay!
feel like it was barely in this season
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some episodes have dragons other episodes just dragon
some episodes have dragons
other episodes just DRAGON
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bran my grandma is shaking shes never watched game of thrones she just loves good digestive health
BRAN!!!!!!!! my grandma is shaking
she’s never watched game of thrones she just loves good digestive health
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last but not least what is the maximum amount of time you could spend watching people walk slowly ohhours grea
“last but not least: what is the MAXIMUM amount of time you could spend watching people walk slowly”
“oh...hours”
“great”
“into forests, down hallways, you name it. they don’t even have to be walking they could just be standing with faraway looks”
“this episode was MADE for you”
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how do you feel about people moving chairs around strongly pro how about if the boat part of the ending of ret
“how do you feel about people moving chairs around”
“strongly pro”
“how about if the boat part of the ending of Return of the King were suddenly spliced in for no reason”
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what else is there youve been craving edmure tully content right and do you want to like talk a lot about bran
“what else is there”
“you’ve been craving edmure tully content right”
“...”
“and do you want to like talk a lot about bran but also not see him do anything cool”
“that’s what i personally crave but I don’t want to speak for the viewers”

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finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man s bad ideas about the
finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she spent her life in
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why didnt judge use a nicer tone when sentencing that man who was just convicted of molesting more than 140 ch
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goodnight obama goodnight moon goodnight legally unrestricted womb
goodnight Obama
goodnight moon
goodnight legally unrestricted womb
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does donald trump genuinely think he is supposed to eliminate someone each week
does Donald Trump genuinely think he is supposed to eliminate someone each week
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skirts at fox news today will be lowered to half mast
skirts at Fox News today will be lowered to half-mast
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honestly the star wars saga is just the story of three generations of people bullying c3po
honestly the Star Wars saga is just the story of three generations of people bullying c3po
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of course lack of compromise caused the civil war if iron man had just oh the actual civil war no that was def
of course lack of compromise caused the civil war!
if iron man had just—
oh the actual civil war?
no that was definitely because of slavery
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please some foreign leader or spouse buy a novelty arm for the trump handshake so when he yanks it just comes
please some foreign leader or spouse buy a novelty arm for the Trump Handshake so when he yanks it just comes off
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crucified man had had prior run ins with local authorities
Crucified Man Had Had Prior Run-Ins With Local Authorities
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why doesnt howard schultz just try to go to space like a regular billionaire
why doesn’t Howard Schultz just try to go to space like a regular billionaire
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