Molly Knight

Molly Knight

Journalist for @TheAthleticLA. Author of New York Times Bestseller The Best Team Money Can Buy. Extremely stable genius. Contact:

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Do you know how bad things have to get collectively for every CVS in LA to run out of Lexapro for a month

You can like fireworks or you can like dogs. You cannot like both.

Zach was Nick’s best friend. Absolutely monstrous for you to reply to him like this.

Has anyone figured out how to pronounce Ghislaine yet?

I can’t bring myself to watch the Netflix Epstein documentary. My soul has its limits.

Wow I didn’t know Biden was president. Our long national nightmare is over!

Were the voters 90% straight white dudes?

Welcome to my lifelong anxiety disorder, America!


Good. Walk out. Get suspended. Write your college application essay about it.

Roseanne’s network wanted to showcase the average Trump voter. And that’s exactly what they got.

My grandma saw Jimmy G and said “oh my god that’s Tyrone Power!” So I googled Tyrone Power and 😳

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Richard Burr should not hold government office by Monday. He needs to resign today.

If the people investigating Trump's collusion with Russia could hurry the fuck up before he starts World War III that would be GREAT.

England's four-year-old vs. our four-year-old.

The pitcher who collected the final out of this World Series was the man who missed an earlier playoff game to attend the birth of his daughter, not the guy in the middle of the domestic violence scandal.

In my darkest hours I will think of Sally Yates destroying Ted Cruz on national television, and it will sustain me.