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As a man, I would vote for a woman but these ladies are not likable.
Seems like an odd choice to have Anthony Weiner as the spokesmodel for this investment company, but I guess whatever gets attention.
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What would my life be like if I became a regular viewer of “Blue Bloods”?
Just letting everybody know the thing on my lip is a pimple not herpes.
A burrito from Trader Joe’s. It was pretty good.
Sometime in the next THREE MINUTES I will finally REVEAL what I ate for LUNCH today!
Having a hard time mustering the energy to get off the couch to go to bed.
Fuck you - my dead mother used to say I'm sensitive.

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As a massive hurricane bears down on us, please remember that one American political party literally does not believe in science.
I’ll just keep saying it: The NRA is a terrorist organization.
Metaphorically speaking, yesterday the President stood in the middle of 5th Ave and shot somebody. Her name was Heather Heyer.
Does it trouble anybody else that the biggest story right now is whether or not the President of the United States is sane?
Deeper even than the gun problem is this: boys are broken.
No mass shootings in a couple days so it's a good, non-politicizing time to remind people that the NRA is a terrorist organization.
This is where we are as a country: any commercial that celebrates American values is interpreted as an insult to the President.
Can we just step back for a second?

Who is more likely to be corrupt: Two former heads of the FBI, a former CIA director, a deputy attorney general, a former acting attorney general, and a former president?

OR

The guy who everybody knows is fucking corrupt?
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